You will all love this one
When I was a student at Illinois State University in the late 60's early 70's, my roommate was laundry challenged; I mean really challanged. He was a great guy, pe major. He NEVER did laundry. November rolls around and our room was like a toxic dump. I told him that it was time to do his @#$%^&luandry NOW!
He takes all of his clothes, bed linen(hasn't been changed since school started that fall)and he and I head for the laundry room of Manchester Hall. There were 30 Whirlpool washer and non-commercial dryers. He said that he didn't have any detergent(quelle-suprise)so I went up to get mine, (Gain was brand new then so that is what I used). I came back down with the Gain and much to my dismay, he had started the washer. ALL of his everything was in there. Sheets, and a Chinele bedspread that he brought from home, shirts, pants,undewear,socks, pe clothes, jock straps(oh don't even go there)and towels. I knew it wasn't good when you could see the bedspread sticking out from under the lid.
I opened the lid, and guess what? WHERE WAS THE WATER? The machine was straining its best to wash, but the water was absorbed by the bedspread and towels,etc. Everthing was damp, but that's it. Well, I told him to leave and I would do his laundry for him. 10 machines later, things looked pretty good-well, not the sheets but at least they were clean. Have fun, Gary