Judge quits after DUI bust

[toggleswitch]

Macy's Herald Square, the world's largest closet!

~Do you wash the garments or send them back to the mfg as "defective"?

Well, it was pre-1981 so AIDS/HIV has not yet been "discovered". It was known in medicle circles as GRID (Gay Related Immuno-Defficiency) before properly named and identified. So even though I'm not sure WHAT happened, I'm willing to bet someone thought "snack time!"

~Our downtown Macy's has a special dressing room for men who like the crossdress.
Macy's once had a free shopping service, (before the internet yo!), where a professional shopper would gather for you all the things on your list and you'd go pick and choose and pay for what you wanted to keep/have. I wonder if it still exists and if available to transvestites.

 

[toggleswitch]

Marry a drag-queen who's your size and you TRIPLE your w

Yup. Still exists.

Drag Resource:
http://www.sequinqueen.com/home.php
http://www1.macys.com/store/service/mba.jsp

 

[toggleswitch]

~It was known in medicle circles.

LAWD have mercy, child

MEDICAL circles!

 

[toggleswitch]

I guess he meant to say "I don't usually wear pantyhose".

How can you tell when a woman in pantyhose farts?
Her ankles swell.

 

[toggleswitch]

But who's the top?

 

[brettsomers]

i love the audacity, strength and fearlessness of a (good) drag queen. suppose some are jealous/threatened by that.

 

[maggie~hamilton]

How can you tell when a woman in too-tight pantyhose farts?

Her shoes pop off.

 

[toggleswitch]

Don't all animals mark their territory?

~I have seen turds wiped on the walls inside the bathrooms on a few of our aircraft. What possesses people to do that?

Now, no one else will use this crapper. It's ALL MINE, MINE, MINE!

Anal retentive: (Accountant)
Oh mommy no, I cant make a doodle in the potty. That would be dirty and yuckie.
One accomplished an d filnalay trained to "let-loose", they won't leave the room after a good healthy purge till they themselves flush.

Anal expulsive: (Artist)
oh mommy look what "I CREATED". (Takes excrement from porta-potty; smears all over walls in three different rooms). It's beautiful! Do you see the pattern and the textures and the colors? Won't ever flush, even as an adult.

 

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