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If you equated your collecting habit to say gambling just how addicted do you think you are

1; do you lie to your spouse/partner where you've been?
2; do you lose sleep at night worrying about having spent your paycheck leaving little to live on
3; do you see something at a sale/flea market decide against it and leave, then rush back later to get it?
4; is the Kraft blue box all the food in the cupboard?
5; do your children go to school barefooted
6; do you fake illness from work to go scavenging?
7; do you pry or sneak a peek anywhich way you when visiting someone new to see what they have? i.e. excusing yourself to use the bathroom and ending up in the basement?
8; or do you limit yourself to only visiting with likeminded people.
9; do you go out with others and find them yawning or fallen asleep after listening about your collection.
10; have you ever screamed out the name of an appliance during S*X
 
1; YES
2; OF COURSE!
3; YES!
4; NO
5; DON'T HAVE CHIDREN
6; NO, BUT SOMETIMES I'M LATE FOR DOING THAT
7; YES YES YES! :)))
8; DON'T KNOW NOBODY WITH SIMILAR PASSIONS
9; NO
10; NO BUT SOMETIMES WENT TO DO LAUNDRY SOON AFTER!

Daniele
 
Addiction

Regarding #10

Rule #1 for men - we are self-taught "Don't make noise"
Rule #2- NEVER use anyone's actual name -- You may say the wrong one in a moment of passion when you have tuned-out your partner and are running the video tape of some fantasy/experience in your head to get you "there"

and yes, sex (with another person) is a great excuse to "do a load" :-)
 
If you equated your collecting habit to say gambling just how addicted do you think you are

3; do you see something at a sale/flea market decide against it and leave, then rush back later to get it? YES
7; do you pry or sneak a peek anywhich way you when visiting someone new to see what they have? i.e. excusing yourself to use the bathroom and ending up in the basement? YES YES YES
8; or do you limit yourself to only visiting with likeminded people. YES, and the same for roller coaster enthusiasts
10; have you ever screamed out the name of an appliance during S*X LADY KENMORE SPANK MY CLOTHES CLEAN!!!!!!!
 
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Regarding #10

Rule #2- NEVER use anyone's actual name. Always go for the cutsie little nicknames:

Honey, sweetheart, dear, baby-doll, stud, daddy, papi, mami, mi amore, corazon, guapo, ma petite, agape mou, kardoula mou, etc.

So when following the rules maybe the name or brand of an appliance would be hard to say, IMHO.

LOL
ROFL
LMAO

-Steve
 
Switchman's Lantern

Pete:

Would you believe that lil ol me sweet-talked a switchman for it? Guess not.

Actually, hubby was a switchman before we met. His dad also worked for the railroad (mercifully, in an office and not on the rails).

Now - no more spying or I will have to take that spiffy Vesuvius coffeemaker away from you! ;-)

Venus
 
How addicted?

I've started to go to the site at work while my printer is pushing out 200 page reorts.

Gives me three minutes to get my fix of all of you!!!

LOL

I have simply set the computer to retain NO history, should anyone decide to check where I have been on the web. LOL

and a click on the cookie and history and temp file "eraser" is a must!

Oh, and the spousal unit is insanely jealous of this site. LOL

P.S (I'm not married, the spouse is. LOL ROLF LMAO)
 

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