Just Needs a New Spin Cycle

[Unimatic1140]

Can I pick up one of these up at the Safeway?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/zip/1359286191.html

 

[toggleswitch2]

I wonder who changes his vehicle's oil?

If it's not the mechanic, it's gotta be the wife, BF or the "tomboy" sister.

 

[lebron]

LOL

the absurdity of craigslist ads never ceases to amuse! and Robert, is this machine not good enough for the Imperial forum or what?

 

[Unimatic1140]

and Robert, is this machine not good enough for the Imperial forum or what?

Not if you have to go out and purchase a brand new spin cycle for it!

 

[hydralique]

But Wait, There's More!

If you're the first caller, maybe they'll throw in a little Pakistani spin dryer for the low internet price of $149.99!

 

[iheartmaytag]

I am so happy to have found this machine. You see I Picked up a Spin cycle on clearance the other day, but didn't have anywhere to use it. It just goes to show what my Mama always said is true. "There is a spin cycle out there for everyone."
"and everyone needs a spin cycle."

 

[iheartmaytag]

OK, I lied

Mama didn't say that. I made the whole thing up.

 

[whirlcool]

Just for kicks one of us should go into a Maytag store and tell the salesperson you are here to pick up a new spin cycle for your washer. Then show them the ad. I bet that would make their day!
Hell, I'd do it!

 

[toggleswitch2]

I hearby nominate you. Go forth and prosper. We expect a full report! ASAP!

*LOL*

And as for you I-heart, AHEM-- don't be hoarding those spin-cycles. Leave something for someone else. *LOL* (eyes roll)

 

[autowasherfreak]

I think I saw a sale ad for either Wal-Mart or Kmart and they new spin cycles for the low low price of $19.95, while supplies last.

 

[steve1-18]

I'm afraid the spin cycles for the "Newton" Maytags are NLA unless you can find one in an old supply warehouse collection dust on a shelf.

 

[iheartmaytag]

Craig's List Item

1 Spin Cycle NIB. Highest bidder takes.

 

[norgeway]

Wouldnt you just love!!!!

Would'nt you just love to see this guy sell his body ...Good used body, works fine ,just needs new BRAIN!!!

 

[foraloysius]

Well....

A while ago I saw an ad from a guy who was selling an encyclopedia. He stated that he didn't need it any longer because he just got married. "She knows everything better anyway!" LOL

 

[steve1-18]

A while ago I saw an ad from a guy who was selling an encyclopedia. He stated that he didn't need it any longer because he just got married. "She knows everything better anyway!" LOL --

TOO FUNNY LOUIS

 

[redcarpetdrew]

I got your spin cycle... LOL!

Come on over to our Maytag Store in Reno, Allen! We have a two for one deal: buy any spin cycle and get the agitate cycle free...

RCD

 

[supremewhirlpol]

repairman says, "Well madam, It looks like you need a new spin cycle."

Madame:"I don't understand, didn't you replace the spin cycle last week?"

repairman:"Yep, You just turn the dial to where it says spin and pull the knob out..." "That will be $203.95!!"

Madame:"So this is the last I'll be calling you to fix this right?" (Hands repairman cash.)

Repairman:"Yep, sure is... HaHave a good day." (walks out of house and mumbles "Till next week")

 

[sudsmaster]

Those Walmart spin cycles.

They're just no good. They're made in China, and 30 minutes later you have to run the spin cycle again.

 

[autowasherfreak]

What about the Kmart spin cycles? Has anyone check target for spin cycles?