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Over the years various gadgets/kitchen appliances burst onto the scene making all sorts of claims. Years later after things never quite worked out that way they either vanished or regulated to other uses.

Microwave oven comes to mind off top of one's head.

When first came out all sorts of promises about juicy and delicious meats and so forth in record time were made. Turns out meats done in a microwave don't brown and look rather ghastly grey color. The addition of various browning concoctions didn't always help either. Many a Margo Ledbetter thought she was queen of entertaining with hors d'oeuvres made in microwave, when in reality no one wanted to touch.

Today microwaves are used for making popcorn, reheating foods and preparing meals for one designed especially to be done in microwave; but those elegant roasts never quite happened.
 
My experience with microwave "ovens" is not the same as yours.

My mom used to make a pork roast in the microwave that was quite moist and delicious. My aunt told my mom to her face "well, if you don't want to give me the recipe, don't give me the recipe, but don't lie to me it was nuked", and was not satisfied until my mom bought another chunk of pork and nuked it in front of her.

To be fair, I don't remember how to make it, and her microwave was only 750W or so (this was in the early 80's), so I haven't chanced it. Yet.

I make a meatloaf in the nuker too, and if I don't tell people it was microwaved, they say it's moist and delicious and grab seconds and sometimes thirds.

I usually make it in a loaf pan format, which browns it even more, and leaves the inside pink warm, which hides the fact it was nuked even more, particularly because the outside gets very brown and crunchy.

A few weeks ago, I heard that making it in a ring form (like a bundt cake or angel food cake pan) not only it roasts faster, but one doesn't have to turn the meatloaf so many times.

So, today I tried it -- it's true, it roasts way faster and you only have to turn it once, it starts upside down for 5 minutes at 100% (1,200W), you flip it right side up, 100% for another 3 minutes, then 3 minutes at 50%, rest 3 minutes.

You do need to brush the entire thing with olive oil before nuking, and the recipe needs way less liquid than regular recipes, because there is not enough time to evaporate that much moisture. I used 2.25 pounds of ground beef, one envelope of Lipton Recipe Secrets Onion Soup mix, one egg, 2 ounces (0.25 cup) of water, 3 tablespoons of lemon juice and only one cup of bread crumbs.

To be fair, I have not served it during fancy dinner parties -- then again, I would not be serving meatloaf then. But when it's just friends that were visiting and end up staying for dinner and I throw something together, no one has complained, quite the contrary.

Tonight's experiment was not as successful as I'd like, because I wasn't careful and as I was removing the food from the pan (so I could brush it and roast it), it fell apart, so it looks more discombobulated than it should be. Next time, I'll support it on the way to the "bacon rack" and it will look much better.

Cheers,
      -- Paulo.

PS: I also use the nuker to make bread dough rise faster, I use bursts of a couple of minutes at 10% power interleaved with 1 minute rest, and it keeps the dough at around 85-100F, which makes the dough rise enough to bake in the regular oven in 15 minutes or less. One can also melt chocolate or make caramel way faster and more easily. Microwaves are not the end all and be all, it's true, but people seem perfectly happy to wait for hours for a very pale sous vide dish and *then* brown it with a blow torch, broiler or frying pan, so just because "it doesn't brown" (read, they don't know how to make it brown properly) it shouldn't be an impediment to getting food cooked fast. If I use a toaster, the bread gets toasted, if I use a potato masher, the food gets mashed, each tool has its ideal uses and the non-ideal uses, as well as the total disasters. I wouldn't fault the microwave because it can't do everything well, I use it for what it does well, and use the rest of the equipment for what they do well. For example, I hear that many people whose ovens are broken or they don't have an oven try to use a dutch oven on the stovetop, and complain the cakes are not as good. Well, true, but then again, if they aren't using a thermostatically controlled oven, I am not surprised, just be grateful you got a cake at all instead of a burned mess on the dutch oven.

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I use my microwave everyday! I haven’t made a white sauce, pudding or pie filling any other way since we got our first MW in 1985. It’s foolproof, never scorchs or lumps and you don’t have to stir it constantly. For a white sauce, just melt the butter first, then whisk in the flour, nuke for about a 30 -45 secs, now add the milk, salt and pepper, whisk and nuke for about a min for each cup of milk in the recipe, whisk again, and nuke for another min for each cup of milk used, whisk again and nuke a min more if not thick enough. The lumps come right out by whisking and the sauce will be perfectly smooth.

Use the same technique for puddings and piefillings, but whisk the flour or cornstarch with the sugar, then add the milk of half and half and eggs or yolks and whisk throughly and nuke at 3 min intervals, whisking after each 3 mins, until desired thickness, add the butter and flavoring,and voila, its done! No lumps or scorching, and you can be busy doing other things while its nuking, instead of stirring constantly.

If you’ve never used your MW this way, you need to try it, you’ll never go back. And to cook boneless, skinless chicken breasts for chicken salad or to use in casseroles, burritos or tacos, its the best. I put two 6 to 8 oz. chicken breasts in a pyrex pie plate, pierce them on both sides with a cooking fork and sprinkle both sides with seasoned salt. Cover with waxpaper, saran wrap or a dish cover and nuke at 50% power for 15 mins. Test with an instant read thermometer, if 170F, they’re done, if not nuke for another min or two, until 170F. You can then let them rest about 10-15 mins and either shred or cut into cubes for use. The chicken tastes delicious, and again easy as pie.

Granted, you have to use different techniques than conventional cooking methods to get good results, but it can be done,and for somethings, I think the MW is actually better.

Eddie
 
I've been using a microwave oven since the late 1960s - my folks (my father in particular) liked 'new' gadgets. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, as the old Latvian proverb goes...

I was the adventerous one in the kitchen and I tried just about everything the microwave cookbook that came with that first Tappan microwave of ours. I found very quickly that puddings and pie fillings were a natural for the microwave. I made (and still make) white sauce and cream soup bases. I learned how to cook veggies quickly and without turning them into a green pile of goo (like my mother did...). The crowing acheivement was the year I cooked a turkey for Thanksgiving in one. This was actually the 'christening' of our 2nd microwave oven which was a honking big Moffat (made by Litton) - this one was big enough to hold a turkey!

I've cooked beef roasts successfully and no one noticed that the surface was a little less browned than if cooked in the oven. I showed my father the trick of cooking bacon on a paper-towel lined plate in about 1969 - he still cooks bacon that way! Fish fillets cook wonderfully, but I am not fond of shellfish done in the nuke for some reason. I will go on the record as saying that a microwave is a key player in my kitchen!

Now, as for what appliances didn't quite live up to their hype, the electric butter melter comes to mind... OK, I admit it - I do have one all the same...

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Oh Laundress, The Microwave Lobby Will Get You, LOL

I can't imagine a good kitchen without a MWO, both my brother Jeff and I have three MWOs built in to our kitchens. We each have a full sized wall oven that cooks with convection and microwaves if selected and two additional full sized counter top models.

 

I would never think of roasting a chicken, a turkey, a leg of lamb, or really any meat without using at least some MW power. And for home made apple pies [ 8 minutes ] from start of cooking to done brown and beautiful. Casseroles roasted vegetables and on and on are done in 1/3 the time and are better looking than if you do it the old fashioned ways.

 

As far as overrated useless appliances an electric can opener gets my vote, never saw the need if you have a wall mounted Swing-Away, even a portable one in a drawer is very easy.

 

PS, using a MWO to pop popcorn is very hard on the magnetron tube in your MWO, I never do it and do-not recommend it. I either do PC on the stove or you can get one of many good portable electric corn poppers.

 

John L.
 
Popcorn

When I was a kid the countertop "air-poppers" were the big new thing.

 

The trouble is that air-popped corn is so dry that even salt won't stick to it.  So everybody ended up drizzling all kinds of butter or margarine over it making it far less healthy vs. just making it in a pan.

 

Then MWO popcorn became the big thing and that was that for the air poppers.  Although I just looked at they are still made so somebody must be buying them.

 

At this point in my life I avoid popcorn, I have enough crowns already and I do not need another cracked tooth or root canal!
 
Speedcook ovens

 

Among the earliest was the GE Versatronic combining heat and microwave, was not a big seller.

 

Adding convection to the mix didn't seem to make them any more appealing.  Sales never reached the point where economies of scale meant significantly lower prices.

 

Then came the halogen-only FlashBake 120 residential version of the commercial light-powered quick heating ovens (usually found in bars for baking a pizza in a minute or three).  Problem is, QuadLux, the maker of the FlashBake 120, jumped the gun on the non-competition clause of the contract they had with the major appliance makers to develop lightwave cooking so it could then be incorporated into their speedcook ovens.  Sued out of existence.

 

The latest halogen/microwave/convection generation are usually buried on their makers' websites.  You have to dig to find GE Advantium, Whirlpool Velos and Maytag Accellis.  The verdict from many testing sites and organizations: the time saved cooking was usually spent polishing the mirrored interior.
 
And lest we forget: Whirlpool Polara Refrigerated Range

 

I know.  Talk about an oxymoron, but the idea was: set the controls, put your perishable casserole in the combo fridge/oven on the chill setting and have the oven switch to baking, then keep-warm in time to have dinner ready when you get home from work.  Price tag was in the thousands.

 

--OR--

 

Put the ingredients in the stoneware crock from your $40.00 programmable slow cooker, put the crock in the fridge, last person to leave the house puts the crock in the heater base and sets the cooking timer.
 
Oh, and I forgot

nothing makes better corn on the cob than a MW! For 2 ears of corn, shuck the ears, rinse with cold water, place in a pyrex pie plate add about 1 tbs. of water, cover and nuke for 5 mins., the most full flavored corn ever! Of course if you need more than 4 ears, then its more effiecent to steam them instead. Ditto for asparagus, up to 2 bunches can be nuked at a time, and they are always perfect, never overdone.

And to soften butter quickly for creaming, place 1 or 2 sticks on the turntable, set the power to 10% (this only works if you can set your MW to 10%), for butter right out of the refrigerator start with 1 min. of time. For a single stick this may be enough. If not, or for two sticks, turn them over and reverse the ends, and nuke for another 30 secs to 1 min., again at 10%. You will get butter that has softened evenly, and can then be used immediately for creaming.

And I agree with Jim, the air popper was a big waste of time and space, and I hate MW popcorn, its just plain nasty! I make pop corn on the stove top in either my 3 or 4 qt. Farberware saucepans, depending on how much I want to make. Faster than a countertop electric popper, and less likely to be soggy.

I’l also vote with John that an electric can opener is also a waste of space, either a good wall mounted Swing a Way, or handheld model are all anyone really needs.

Eddie
 
Litany of Short-Lived and/or Used Once Single-Taskers

 

Hamburger cooker

 

Crepe maker

 

Egg boiler/poacher

 

Bacon cooker

 

Hot dog shocker

 

Rotating pizza baker

 

Quesadilla maker

 

In-shell egg scrambler

 

 

Feel free to add to the litany.
 
I love my Presto pizza player!  It does a great job and is practically fool-proof. 

 

Considering that the Gaggenau Garbage oven that came with our new house spews hot air from its front vent clear across the kitchen, there is no way I'll use it on a day when I'm trying to avoid using the A/C.  The Presto is fun to use and it has virtually zero effect on the temperature in the kitchen.

 

I'm totally down with viewing a hot dog shocker as a failure.  The metallic taste from the prongs was just foul.
 
 
I often micro-cook baked potatoes, fresh asparagus, and frozen veggie packages.  Mine has auto-sensor settings.

Packaged noodles/pasta (with tuna or canned chicken added), or Jambalaya rice mix with sausage added.  One of the auto-sensor settings is for rice.  It once-in-a-while undercooks but simple enough to add more time.
 
Countertop Baking

I wonder if the Frigidaire fold back surface cooking units should be on the list. Seemed like a solution in search of a problem.
 
Not here in the USA but...

Bosch Liftmatic (Shitmatic) oven

It was wonderful, great, fantastic, amazing, beautiful and worth every cent of the 20 thousand Reais (5 thousand dollars nowadays) that I paid for it when i made my kitchen in Brazil...

Until one year later, 2 days after the warranty expired and the lift mechanism simply broke.

I spent 4 long years with that thing in my kitchen with two broomsticks holding the oven closed. Every time I used it i had to lift it manually and have other person placing the broomsticks under it. (great exercise for the biceps, triceps and shoulder muscles)

Sometimes the sticks would slide and the oven bottom would literally fall with watever was inside the oven.

Replacement part + labor was more expensive than a new oven because parts had to be imported from Europe and the oven was discontinued just a few months after I bought it.

The day I finally remodeled my kitchen (new cabinets and a NORMAL oven) I couldn't resist and used a hammer to break that "thing", kicked it. punched it and cursed it with all my repertory of bad words.

I just found the commercial for the Siemens version of the same oven and started laughing with the song saying "keep on lifting".... Yes, literally buy one of those ovens and keep on lifting it for the rest of it's life.

 
My mother appreciated her electric can opener when she had terrible eczema and any pressure on her fingers was very painful and caused bleeding. With the GE, which I still have, all she had to do was use the heel of her hand to operate it.

I think the biggest flop was the rotating glass drum thing with the external heating element and the thermometer at the end by Farber. I can't recall the name of the thing, but it was very expensive, frightening to most housewives and considered unneeded and a piece of foolish junk by real cooks.
 

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