Santa Speaks
Ho ho ho! I can't possibly put all those vintage washers on my sleigh at once, but I'll drop them all off one at a time over the year.
Let's see now.
To Robert (nice) a shiny new 50 Apex I've had in storage for a little housewife that suddenly turned NAUGHTY.
To Jason, your Kenmore 800 set is getting its final polish. My top elves are on it as we speak.
To Bri, you've been really nice. How about a pimped out powerchair with neon lights, and a stereo system.
To Venus, you've made top of the nice list. Hmmm.. You have everything I see... Tom has his Dodge Ram, and Austin has all his washers, but what to get the little lady. AH! Here we are, a new needle for your little record player and every classic rock record ever made.
To Browneyedgirl80, here's the spit rod to go in your little rotisserie.
To Toggle, (NAUGHTY), you've been NAUGHTY all year. But being that it's Christmas, well, a good man is hard to find but I think I can work something out. You are a ho ho ho!
Well, it's Christmas morn, I'm tired, cold, and wet. Mrs. Claus is waiting for me, and um... I feel a little naughty myself he he he, ho ho ho.
See you all next year!
