jasonl
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Happy Birthday, Jesus! You're 2038 years old! (I think)
And Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all.
And Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all.
Merry Christmas Everyone
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jasonl
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Santa Speaks
Ho ho ho! I can't possibly put all those vintage washers on my sleigh at once, but I'll drop them all off one at a time over the year.
Let's see now.
To Robert (nice) a shiny new 50 Apex I've had in storage for a little housewife that suddenly turned NAUGHTY.
To Jason, your Kenmore 800 set is getting its final polish. My top elves are on it as we speak.
To Bri, you've been really nice. How about a pimped out powerchair with neon lights, and a stereo system.
To Venus, you've made top of the nice list. Hmmm.. You have everything I see... Tom has his Dodge Ram, and Austin has all his washers, but what to get the little lady. AH! Here we are, a new needle for your little record player and every classic rock record ever made.
To Browneyedgirl80, here's the spit rod to go in your little rotisserie.
To Toggle, (NAUGHTY), you've been NAUGHTY all year. But being that it's Christmas, well, a good man is hard to find but I think I can work something out. You are a ho ho ho!
Well, it's Christmas morn, I'm tired, cold, and wet. Mrs. Claus is waiting for me, and um... I feel a little naughty myself he he he, ho ho ho.
See you all next year!
Ho ho ho! I can't possibly put all those vintage washers on my sleigh at once, but I'll drop them all off one at a time over the year.
Let's see now.
To Robert (nice) a shiny new 50 Apex I've had in storage for a little housewife that suddenly turned NAUGHTY.
To Jason, your Kenmore 800 set is getting its final polish. My top elves are on it as we speak.
To Bri, you've been really nice. How about a pimped out powerchair with neon lights, and a stereo system.
To Venus, you've made top of the nice list. Hmmm.. You have everything I see... Tom has his Dodge Ram, and Austin has all his washers, but what to get the little lady. AH! Here we are, a new needle for your little record player and every classic rock record ever made.
To Browneyedgirl80, here's the spit rod to go in your little rotisserie.
To Toggle, (NAUGHTY), you've been NAUGHTY all year. But being that it's Christmas, well, a good man is hard to find but I think I can work something out. You are a ho ho ho!
Well, it's Christmas morn, I'm tired, cold, and wet. Mrs. Claus is waiting for me, and um... I feel a little naughty myself he he he, ho ho ho.
See you all next year!
Jon-- If you're referring to the mythical town full of bumbling Scandinavians from the American sitcom "The Golden Girls", I have come to believe I actually live there. You should hear the Norwegian accents around this place. Uff da!
Jasonl-- Toggle, naughty? Oh, certainly you must be mistaking him for someone else. Why, except for the inablility to resist innuendo, coupled with his outrageous ideas of hospitality when riding the NYC subway system, he's a virtual model of Boy Scoutian decorum, LOL! But I suppose I shouldn't roast the boy when he's not here to defend himself... HEY TOGGLE!! Put a Santa hat on it and come out and play!!
Jasonl-- Toggle, naughty? Oh, certainly you must be mistaking him for someone else. Why, except for the inablility to resist innuendo, coupled with his outrageous ideas of hospitality when riding the NYC subway system, he's a virtual model of Boy Scoutian decorum, LOL! But I suppose I shouldn't roast the boy when he's not here to defend himself... HEY TOGGLE!! Put a Santa hat on it and come out and play!!
Merry Christmas and a healthy, happy, fufilling and wealthy, new year.
He who has his health and friends is wealthy. I am rich just from the good people I have met to date through this site. That, and a totally clean bill of health. WOOOO-HOOO.
My Christmas present came from God and was delievered by Doctors. Santa was busy. Niece number 5 checked in this year on 12/22. A beautiful healthy baby girl.
I am getting stock in Playtex SO FAST!
(Ho? HA! Te he he he. I am a nun. NONE of this and NONE of that. No one new on the horizon). I'm taking applications though. There will be a physical endurance exam.
--Meaning how many windows can you wash without bitching. LOL
He who has his health and friends is wealthy. I am rich just from the good people I have met to date through this site. That, and a totally clean bill of health. WOOOO-HOOO.
My Christmas present came from God and was delievered by Doctors. Santa was busy. Niece number 5 checked in this year on 12/22. A beautiful healthy baby girl.
I am getting stock in Playtex SO FAST!
(Ho? HA! Te he he he. I am a nun. NONE of this and NONE of that. No one new on the horizon). I'm taking applications though. There will be a physical endurance exam.
--Meaning how many windows can you wash without bitching. LOL
THE BOY IS HERE, ROAST THAT PIG ON!
LOL
LOL
Merry Christmas, Toggle and congrats on becoming an uncle for the 5th time. I became a great uncle for the 6th time in October and bought the little shaver a red Ramones T-shirt and black jeans for Christmas. I had no idea you could buy cool clothes for infants. I'm telling you, if babies were rational and self-cleaning, I'd get one, myself!
perc-o-prince
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Wishing you all good health and happiness!
Merry Christmas and HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone.
Rich
Merry Christmas and HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone.
Rich
jasonl
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The real St. Nick
I was watching a Discovery special on the real Saint Nicholas. He was a Catholic saint that brought presents in the night (gold or food) to poor people. Hence the beginning of the whole Santa Claus thing. The Italians stole his remains from a tomb in Turkey and brought it to Italy where they go and pray over his remains and stuff like that.
I was watching a Discovery special on the real Saint Nicholas. He was a Catholic saint that brought presents in the night (gold or food) to poor people. Hence the beginning of the whole Santa Claus thing. The Italians stole his remains from a tomb in Turkey and brought it to Italy where they go and pray over his remains and stuff like that.
WWIII not needed.
.....AHEM the Italians ARE SAID to have stolen....
.....AHEM the Italians ARE SAID to have stolen....
Saint Nicholas
In the Netherlands we celebrate the feast of St. Nicholas. Instead of giving eachother gifts at Christmas, we do that at St. Nicholas, which is on December 5th, supposedly his birthday. But actually December 6th was the day he died.
The story is that St. Nicholas rides on his white horse over the roofs directing his Black Petes to distribute the gifts through the chimneys. The gifts are put in the shoes we set around the chimney. In the shoes there is supposed to be some hay or a carrot for the horse of St. Nicholas.
We celebrate this feast since the 13th century. Originally it was only done in the eastern countries. The figure of St. Nicholas is based on Nicholas of Myra, who cared very much for children. In 1087 his bones were brought from Myra to Bari, supposedly to protect them from the upcoming Islam.
In the Netherlands we celebrate the feast of St. Nicholas. Instead of giving eachother gifts at Christmas, we do that at St. Nicholas, which is on December 5th, supposedly his birthday. But actually December 6th was the day he died.
The story is that St. Nicholas rides on his white horse over the roofs directing his Black Petes to distribute the gifts through the chimneys. The gifts are put in the shoes we set around the chimney. In the shoes there is supposed to be some hay or a carrot for the horse of St. Nicholas.
We celebrate this feast since the 13th century. Originally it was only done in the eastern countries. The figure of St. Nicholas is based on Nicholas of Myra, who cared very much for children. In 1087 his bones were brought from Myra to Bari, supposedly to protect them from the upcoming Islam.
And ofcourse a Merry Christmas to all!!!
jasonl
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WWIII not intended
I'm just going by what the Discovery channel said. If it's true or false, you decide.
ANYWAY, that's their story on Jolly old St. Nick.
I'm just going by what the Discovery channel said. If it's true or false, you decide.
ANYWAY, that's their story on Jolly old St. Nick.
knitwits1975
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But all we're getting here is a really wet one. Season's greetings and a happy & prosperous 2006 to all my buds here at www.automaticwasher.org!
compwhiz128
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Merry Christmas everyone!
My christmas sucked at first becuase I was out with the stomach flu since 3;30am but I got better around 9:00am and we opened gifts
My christmas sucked at first becuase I was out with the stomach flu since 3;30am but I got better around 9:00am and we opened gifts
And there is another country in Europe (can you guess which one? LOL). Where the gifts are attributed to Saint Basil, and they are distributed on "Little Christmas" when the three wise-men first gave their gifts to JC.
a Church in full communion with the Holy Father, the Pope of
Apparently, St. Basil made his way into Roman Catholicism as well.
www.stbasil.org
Apparently, St. Basil made his way into Roman Catholicism as well.
St. Basil the Great Los Gatos
St. Basil the Great Byzantine Catholic Church serves the Greater San Jose area whose members seek to live according to Eastern Christian spiritual traditions.
rayjay
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Merry Christmas (A belated on)
I know it is a couple of days late, however, I have been with relatives on Christmas and the day after. My wife had to work the second shift on Christmas Eve, Christmas, and the day after. So, it waw just my son and me along with other family memebers. I would just like to wish all of you WONDERFUL club memebers a Merry Christmas and Blessed Christmas and also Happy Holidays to all. I have to say that this is a great website. I have met some really great friends.
Take Care all.
Ray
I know it is a couple of days late, however, I have been with relatives on Christmas and the day after. My wife had to work the second shift on Christmas Eve, Christmas, and the day after. So, it waw just my son and me along with other family memebers. I would just like to wish all of you WONDERFUL club memebers a Merry Christmas and Blessed Christmas and also Happy Holidays to all. I have to say that this is a great website. I have met some really great friends.
Take Care all.
Ray
