Robert, a good rant about an ex would be right up the alley of much of the Loser Channel's Audience. While you are in mid rant, they could edit the lighting to make it look like Samantha was making the lights pulse. Younger audience members would think you were like Harry Potter just before he inflated that aunt.
I hope you made a pitch for combos; not that they are worth a lot of money, but that they need to be included in a museum collection instead of being allowed to rust away in a barn. There are still people like someone I was talking with last week who have never heard of combos. Can you imagine if after watching this program, people start wanting combos and force manufacturers to make them, and not those sh***y LG things?