I can't remember a time when I didn't like washers, dishwashers, or vacuums either.
As soon as I was tall enough, I would stand and watch our White-Westinghouse top-loader through wash and rinse, and try to force the lid open (which would cause a buzzing sound) during spin so I could get a peek of that as well. I was excited when we bought a new washer and dryer...a "Plastic GE" set! This was 1996...couldn't wait for school to end (I was in 1st grade) so I could check it out! I couldn't believe that it agitated so fast, that the top part of the agitator only went in one direction, and that the tub didn't move around during wash. I also remember pushing the "springy" start button on our WCI Montgomery Ward gas dryer, and pushing the door switch in so I could watch the clothes tumble around. Although they didn't get dry that way!!! Our Jenn-Air (GE design) dishwasher was another object of interest, and I would constantly spin the spray arms and listen to it while it was running...I remember hearing the drain valve "pop". When I was 10, the plastic GE washer gave up the ghost rather early, and we bought a Kenmore. Finally, a machine where I didn't have to put my finger in the switch to watch! Although I had become used to seeing a Dual-Action agitator, I always wondered why it didn't neutral drain after you lifted the lid and interrupted it...it went into spin instead...that interesting DD transmission. I was too young for anyone in our family to have a 1-18 though so I don't remember any Jet Action!
I posted the vacuum story with the red & blue Eurekas in another thread in the Sandbox, so everyone pretty much knows that one!