OMG I just saw this thread....halarious! I'm dying here!
Steve, You MUST get THAT lamp...You MUST You HAVE TO! It's, so YOU!
Is that engraving on it, 1880? I can't tell.
Hmmm, no wonder they refer to the 1890's as the gay 90's.
GET THE LAMP STEVE...and to make you feel more macho driving around NYC, I think Santa might send you some nifty little hanging hitch balls for your Saturn this year....
IF you are a good boi! ;0)
Quote: "Can we give you the title of Queen Cookie, since you like the cookie jar?"
No.
I'll be King Cookie, Prince Oreo, Duke of Nutter Butters, Earl of Hydrox, or Lord Chips Ahoy.
I have this pesky Y chromosome, you see.
And versa, you're going to get your butt kicked for letting the cat out of the bag! That "reliable source" of yours may be small, but she's a power-packed concentrate!
I have two heads? Oh, I know what you mean. You're as bad as Toggle. You're a Toggette.
Jason, that lamp is a male figure, not a female figure. If it were a female figure, it would probably be gunning for male pedestrians. But as it is, he is just happy to shake his groove thang and finish up his moves with the sheer look.