Dave:
If you and Wes want to show us something awful, you're gonna have to do waaaayyy better than that. That kitchen is homey, not dreadful; it's a long way from being the worst I ever saw. I do agree that the sink is strangely located, though.
The cabinet over the sink has something really terrific on top of it, though - that appears to be an early Farberware teakettle up there. If it has straight sides, it's early, and if it's sort of bell-shaped, it's later. Looks straight-sided from here.
Alan: That kitchen is also far from the worst I ever saw, including the kitchen of the house I'm in now. The kitchen here was actually in fairly decent shape, but it was all under tons of grease and food drips and varmint droppings. After a thorough cleaning and disinfecting, I have yet to see the smallest critter; all you have to do is stop feeding the damn things! I should point out that it was my landlord's intention to clean the place properly before I moved in, but the previous resident did not vacate when she was supposed to, so I had to move in on top of her grunge. I'll bet I've removed twenty or thirty pounds of dirt from various surfaces around here, including the woodwork.