Coffee People
Portland is all about coffee. In fact, last I heard we’d finally eclipsed Seattle as the most coffee-obsessed city in North America. I don’t care for coffee, and coupled with my aversion to salmon it makes it dangerous to live here. Telling locals you don’t like coffee and salmon is like saying you like to burn flags and kick puppies. They go all Little Edie on you and tell you it’s the most disgusting and atrocious thing ever to happen in America. Oh, the drama.
Coffee People used to be the coffee lover’s place of choice, but now the local favorite is Stumptown. Apparently it’s where to go for the best cup. Not that I’ll be doing that any time soon.