"Here's one you might did know: Windows XP with Microsoft Essentials goes to update, can't because it's "no longer supported", and suddenly your whole harddrive becomes inaccessible. Now would be a good time to turn off auto-update."
The joke can and will only get worse, until the internet is protected as a common carrier. I was going to say 'as a utility' but I'll avoid repeated use of that word.
I really REALLY wish this qualified as wacko conspiracy theory, but the current status quo is a corporate fascist state: a single company now controls two-thirds of all global web searches, and they currently have legal green lights (at least in the U.S.) to censor, rearrange, obfuscate and otherwise do whatever they wish with their search results. Absolutely ridiculous, but it's the primary reason their stock price is well over $1000. They're being allowed (again at least currently and in our country) to control the limits of their own competition, in addition to the limits of 1000 other things -- exposure of political sites, freeware sites etc. It's the precise equivalent of calling 411 directory assistance and having AT&T claim no numbers exist for Comcast. Simply because telling you Comcast's number would potentially eat into AT&T's profit margin.
Trust me on this: the only and immutable eventuality is a nationalized internet, simply because it's much too essential a utility to have it decay into the same bottomless cesspool of corporate greed that destroyed everything from FM radio to cable TV. The fix for this must come from our federal government imo.