Ladies and gentleman, this is Mr. Christian Konrad, my boyfriend...
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... two days ago, during dinner, he asked me to marry him...
... actually, he wrote "please marry me" on my affinity's dryer door...
... and as he used an appliance to propose, I was going to use this community to give him an answer here, at 4pm, local time...
So...
In 6 minutes, I´ll post the answer.
So...
In 6 minutes, I´ll post the answer.
A few comments before the answer...
1) Mr. Konrad, please NEVER write my appliances again, and that blue towel should be used to remove fingerprints immediatelly after you touch them.
2) Please NEVER use my washers or my dryers. (If you don't want to loose a finger or other part located in the south)
1) Mr. Konrad, please NEVER write my appliances again, and that blue towel should be used to remove fingerprints immediatelly after you touch them.
2) Please NEVER use my washers or my dryers. (If you don't want to loose a finger or other part located in the south)
Oh, and before you say something...
Only four persons can use my washers: I, me, myself and my husband.
So, Mr. Konrad, you can touch my machines again only after you accept my YES, put that ring on my finger and start using Ortega as your last name.
By the way, I´m going home right now. I'll arrive in 30 minutes. Please open that bottle of wine and let it breath.
I can guess your face after reading this.
Only four persons can use my washers: I, me, myself and my husband.
So, Mr. Konrad, you can touch my machines again only after you accept my YES, put that ring on my finger and start using Ortega as your last name.
By the way, I´m going home right now. I'll arrive in 30 minutes. Please open that bottle of wine and let it breath.
I can guess your face after reading this.
Well Tommy boy, he sure looks like a catch.
If it were up to me, I wouldn't be reprimanding a guy up front before I accepted his proposal, but I'm presuming he's good natured and knows you're joking about access to your laundry pair. You are, aren't you?
Ralph
If it were up to me, I wouldn't be reprimanding a guy up front before I accepted his proposal, but I'm presuming he's good natured and knows you're joking about access to your laundry pair. You are, aren't you?
Ralph
Would love
to see a picture of the two of you together!
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to see a picture of the two of you together!
Lawrence/Maytagbear
pturo
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Don't let him touch your dials until after you are married, honey.
speed_queen75
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Congrats Thomas
I am happy for you, and i hope you two have a wonderful relationship. As for me, well, i have and will always get the shit end of the stick, not to mention I'll probably never have a boyfriend. I am so happy for you I'll crack open a bottle of champagne. God Bless
Lee
I am happy for you, and i hope you two have a wonderful relationship. As for me, well, i have and will always get the shit end of the stick, not to mention I'll probably never have a boyfriend. I am so happy for you I'll crack open a bottle of champagne. God Bless
Lee
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oh Lee negative, negative, negative. LOL
If you EXPECT the nasty end of the stick that is what you will get in life.
........and if one changes condoms between partners (or sessions) that won't happen. [Ducks and runs] *LOL*
I'm not from Missouri, but I want to see a genuine (read: non-photoshopped) pic of the two together before I offer my "Best wishes!"
If you EXPECT the nasty end of the stick that is what you will get in life.
........and if one changes condoms between partners (or sessions) that won't happen. [Ducks and runs] *LOL*
I'm not from Missouri, but I want to see a genuine (read: non-photoshopped) pic of the two together before I offer my "Best wishes!"
speed_queen75
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Well to be honest
Toggle i am not being negative i am being realistic, i have never been courted, i always get the same response, (your not my type, your too big bla bla bla), i go to clubs and no stranger approaches me, i approach them and they look at me like i have the plague, besides i am tired of seeing all these unappreciative bitches have their partners dropped in their laps, or those that dont deserve it have it handed to them on fucking silver platters. But that is how God intended it to be the ungrateful one get what they desire, but the ones who truly are grateful, have to lack and do with out.
Ok rant over
Toggle i am not being negative i am being realistic, i have never been courted, i always get the same response, (your not my type, your too big bla bla bla), i go to clubs and no stranger approaches me, i approach them and they look at me like i have the plague, besides i am tired of seeing all these unappreciative bitches have their partners dropped in their laps, or those that dont deserve it have it handed to them on fucking silver platters. But that is how God intended it to be the ungrateful one get what they desire, but the ones who truly are grateful, have to lack and do with out.
Ok rant over
You go Thomas!
That's right! You make those rules known up front!! NO TOUCHING THE MACHINES!! LOL>
Ask my last husband what happens when you touch (or even try to touch) Laurent's machines!! NO-NO-NO-N0!!! That's grounds for instant divorce (unless you're as sexy as Ralph
Step away from the appliance! I am a professional. LOL!
Thomas, tell him he can ride the Hoover and work the stove and iron all he wants. Congrats and happy wishes for you. (I don't know who Mr. Pitty Party is on here, but ignore him.) Happy for the both of you. -Laurent
That's right! You make those rules known up front!! NO TOUCHING THE MACHINES!! LOL>
Ask my last husband what happens when you touch (or even try to touch) Laurent's machines!! NO-NO-NO-N0!!! That's grounds for instant divorce (unless you're as sexy as Ralph
Step away from the appliance! I am a professional. LOL!
Thomas, tell him he can ride the Hoover and work the stove and iron all he wants. Congrats and happy wishes for you. (I don't know who Mr. Pitty Party is on here, but ignore him.) Happy for the both of you. -Laurent
Laurent, I think I'd like to touch more than just your machines . . .
Ralph
Ralph
perc-o-prince
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"You can't" (followed by just about any restri
..isn't the way to start or continue any relationship. No matter how many vacuums, toasters, roasters, washers, etc. Rich brings home, anything I say in the negative is said as a general thought, wish, hope, or observation, and generally said knowing it may or may not make a difference. I have yet to say he can't bring something, anything, home, or that he can't touch anything that is "mine" (after all, what's his is his and what's mine is his..... duh!!!). Who am I to stop him from doing something he likes if it doesn't hurt me or anyone else?
Objects vs. people.
Chuck
p.s.- also looking forward to the engagement photo Thomas- congrats!
..isn't the way to start or continue any relationship. No matter how many vacuums, toasters, roasters, washers, etc. Rich brings home, anything I say in the negative is said as a general thought, wish, hope, or observation, and generally said knowing it may or may not make a difference. I have yet to say he can't bring something, anything, home, or that he can't touch anything that is "mine" (after all, what's his is his and what's mine is his..... duh!!!). Who am I to stop him from doing something he likes if it doesn't hurt me or anyone else?
Objects vs. people.
Chuck
p.s.- also looking forward to the engagement photo Thomas- congrats!
Photos comming soon... Now I'll be very busy planning the "marriage" party.
Of course I'm just kidding.
Chris is much more important in my life than my washers.
If he wants, he can set fire on them. I don't care (but of course I'll buy others)
Well, whatever. He'll never touch my machines because he hates doing laundry.
Of course I'm just kidding.
Chris is much more important in my life than my washers.
If he wants, he can set fire on them. I don't care (but of course I'll buy others)
Well, whatever. He'll never touch my machines because he hates doing laundry.
Thomas,
I wish you both all the best!
I wish you both all the best!
Congratulations!!
Marry him quick before that Electrolux product warranty expires ;-)
Marry him quick before that Electrolux product warranty expires ;-)
perc-o-prince
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i go to clubs and no stranger approaches me
Hey Lee,
1) You're not even 30 yet, so cut yourself a little slack.
B) How many people do you think met their serious love interests (as opposed to one-night love interests) in a bar?? I see an AW poll coming up!
3) These "unappreciative bitches" with partners dropped in their laps... Sounds like they take their partners for granted? Would you like to be on either side of that "relationship???"
Have you tried putting ads in the appropriate venues? We have a paper here called the Phoenix, as well as several others, that cater to all kinds of relationship (and other) ads. Rich and I met because his ex read my ad and told him the author sounded right for him. The key is honesty. My title, in 1988 at the age of 24, was "Tired of the BS," and that BS wasn't Bachelor of Science!
I know it may seem like it's easy for me to try to help from my side of the fence, but I've been in your shoes, and many other AW folk have too. There's no time or age limit on when you find someone!!!
Best regards,
Chuck
Hey Lee,
1) You're not even 30 yet, so cut yourself a little slack.
B) How many people do you think met their serious love interests (as opposed to one-night love interests) in a bar?? I see an AW poll coming up!
3) These "unappreciative bitches" with partners dropped in their laps... Sounds like they take their partners for granted? Would you like to be on either side of that "relationship???"
Have you tried putting ads in the appropriate venues? We have a paper here called the Phoenix, as well as several others, that cater to all kinds of relationship (and other) ads. Rich and I met because his ex read my ad and told him the author sounded right for him. The key is honesty. My title, in 1988 at the age of 24, was "Tired of the BS," and that BS wasn't Bachelor of Science!
I know it may seem like it's easy for me to try to help from my side of the fence, but I've been in your shoes, and many other AW folk have too. There's no time or age limit on when you find someone!!!
Best regards,
Chuck
