Ladies and gentleman, this is Mr. Christian Konrad, my boyfriend...
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... two days ago, during dinner, he asked me to marry him...
... actually, he wrote "please marry me" on my affinity's dryer door...
... and as he used an appliance to propose, I was going to use this community to give him an answer here, at 4pm, local time...
So...
In 6 minutes, I´ll post the answer.
So...
In 6 minutes, I´ll post the answer.
A few comments before the answer...
1) Mr. Konrad, please NEVER write my appliances again, and that blue towel should be used to remove fingerprints immediatelly after you touch them.
2) Please NEVER use my washers or my dryers. (If you don't want to loose a finger or other part located in the south)
1) Mr. Konrad, please NEVER write my appliances again, and that blue towel should be used to remove fingerprints immediatelly after you touch them.
2) Please NEVER use my washers or my dryers. (If you don't want to loose a finger or other part located in the south)
Oh, and before you say something...
Only four persons can use my washers: I, me, myself and my husband.
So, Mr. Konrad, you can touch my machines again only after you accept my YES, put that ring on my finger and start using Ortega as your last name.
By the way, I´m going home right now. I'll arrive in 30 minutes. Please open that bottle of wine and let it breath.
I can guess your face after reading this.
Only four persons can use my washers: I, me, myself and my husband.
So, Mr. Konrad, you can touch my machines again only after you accept my YES, put that ring on my finger and start using Ortega as your last name.
By the way, I´m going home right now. I'll arrive in 30 minutes. Please open that bottle of wine and let it breath.
I can guess your face after reading this.
Well Tommy boy, he sure looks like a catch.
If it were up to me, I wouldn't be reprimanding a guy up front before I accepted his proposal, but I'm presuming he's good natured and knows you're joking about access to your laundry pair. You are, aren't you?
Ralph
If it were up to me, I wouldn't be reprimanding a guy up front before I accepted his proposal, but I'm presuming he's good natured and knows you're joking about access to your laundry pair. You are, aren't you?
Ralph
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Would love
to see a picture of the two of you together!
Lawrence/Maytagbear
to see a picture of the two of you together!
Lawrence/Maytagbear
pturo
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Don't let him touch your dials until after you are married, honey.
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Congrats Thomas
I am happy for you, and i hope you two have a wonderful relationship. As for me, well, i have and will always get the shit end of the stick, not to mention I'll probably never have a boyfriend. I am so happy for you I'll crack open a bottle of champagne. God Bless
Lee
I am happy for you, and i hope you two have a wonderful relationship. As for me, well, i have and will always get the shit end of the stick, not to mention I'll probably never have a boyfriend. I am so happy for you I'll crack open a bottle of champagne. God Bless
Lee
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oh Lee negative, negative, negative. LOL
If you EXPECT the nasty end of the stick that is what you will get in life.
........and if one changes condoms between partners (or sessions) that won't happen. [Ducks and runs] *LOL*
I'm not from Missouri, but I want to see a genuine (read: non-photoshopped) pic of the two together before I offer my "Best wishes!"
If you EXPECT the nasty end of the stick that is what you will get in life.
........and if one changes condoms between partners (or sessions) that won't happen. [Ducks and runs] *LOL*
I'm not from Missouri, but I want to see a genuine (read: non-photoshopped) pic of the two together before I offer my "Best wishes!"
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Well to be honest
Toggle i am not being negative i am being realistic, i have never been courted, i always get the same response, (your not my type, your too big bla bla bla), i go to clubs and no stranger approaches me, i approach them and they look at me like i have the plague, besides i am tired of seeing all these unappreciative bitches have their partners dropped in their laps, or those that dont deserve it have it handed to them on fucking silver platters. But that is how God intended it to be the ungrateful one get what they desire, but the ones who truly are grateful, have to lack and do with out.
Ok rant over
Toggle i am not being negative i am being realistic, i have never been courted, i always get the same response, (your not my type, your too big bla bla bla), i go to clubs and no stranger approaches me, i approach them and they look at me like i have the plague, besides i am tired of seeing all these unappreciative bitches have their partners dropped in their laps, or those that dont deserve it have it handed to them on fucking silver platters. But that is how God intended it to be the ungrateful one get what they desire, but the ones who truly are grateful, have to lack and do with out.
Ok rant over
You go Thomas!
That's right! You make those rules known up front!! NO TOUCHING THE MACHINES!! LOL>
Ask my last husband what happens when you touch (or even try to touch) Laurent's machines!! NO-NO-NO-N0!!! That's grounds for instant divorce (unless you're as sexy as Ralph
Step away from the appliance! I am a professional. LOL!
Thomas, tell him he can ride the Hoover and work the stove and iron all he wants. Congrats and happy wishes for you. (I don't know who Mr. Pitty Party is on here, but ignore him.) Happy for the both of you. -Laurent
That's right! You make those rules known up front!! NO TOUCHING THE MACHINES!! LOL>
Ask my last husband what happens when you touch (or even try to touch) Laurent's machines!! NO-NO-NO-N0!!! That's grounds for instant divorce (unless you're as sexy as Ralph
Step away from the appliance! I am a professional. LOL!
Thomas, tell him he can ride the Hoover and work the stove and iron all he wants. Congrats and happy wishes for you. (I don't know who Mr. Pitty Party is on here, but ignore him.) Happy for the both of you. -Laurent
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"You can't" (followed by just about any restri
..isn't the way to start or continue any relationship. No matter how many vacuums, toasters, roasters, washers, etc. Rich brings home, anything I say in the negative is said as a general thought, wish, hope, or observation, and generally said knowing it may or may not make a difference. I have yet to say he can't bring something, anything, home, or that he can't touch anything that is "mine" (after all, what's his is his and what's mine is his..... duh!!!). Who am I to stop him from doing something he likes if it doesn't hurt me or anyone else?
Objects vs. people.
Chuck
p.s.- also looking forward to the engagement photo Thomas- congrats!
..isn't the way to start or continue any relationship. No matter how many vacuums, toasters, roasters, washers, etc. Rich brings home, anything I say in the negative is said as a general thought, wish, hope, or observation, and generally said knowing it may or may not make a difference. I have yet to say he can't bring something, anything, home, or that he can't touch anything that is "mine" (after all, what's his is his and what's mine is his..... duh!!!). Who am I to stop him from doing something he likes if it doesn't hurt me or anyone else?
Objects vs. people.
Chuck
p.s.- also looking forward to the engagement photo Thomas- congrats!
Photos comming soon... Now I'll be very busy planning the "marriage" party.
Of course I'm just kidding.
Chris is much more important in my life than my washers.
If he wants, he can set fire on them. I don't care (but of course I'll buy others)
Well, whatever. He'll never touch my machines because he hates doing laundry.
Of course I'm just kidding.
Chris is much more important in my life than my washers.
If he wants, he can set fire on them. I don't care (but of course I'll buy others)
Well, whatever. He'll never touch my machines because he hates doing laundry.
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Thomas,
I wish you both all the best!
I wish you both all the best!
Congratulations!!
Marry him quick before that Electrolux product warranty expires ;-)
Marry him quick before that Electrolux product warranty expires ;-)
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i go to clubs and no stranger approaches me
Hey Lee,
1) You're not even 30 yet, so cut yourself a little slack.
B) How many people do you think met their serious love interests (as opposed to one-night love interests) in a bar?? I see an AW poll coming up!
3) These "unappreciative bitches" with partners dropped in their laps... Sounds like they take their partners for granted? Would you like to be on either side of that "relationship???"
Have you tried putting ads in the appropriate venues? We have a paper here called the Phoenix, as well as several others, that cater to all kinds of relationship (and other) ads. Rich and I met because his ex read my ad and told him the author sounded right for him. The key is honesty. My title, in 1988 at the age of 24, was "Tired of the BS," and that BS wasn't Bachelor of Science!
I know it may seem like it's easy for me to try to help from my side of the fence, but I've been in your shoes, and many other AW folk have too. There's no time or age limit on when you find someone!!!
Best regards,
Chuck
Hey Lee,
1) You're not even 30 yet, so cut yourself a little slack.
B) How many people do you think met their serious love interests (as opposed to one-night love interests) in a bar?? I see an AW poll coming up!
3) These "unappreciative bitches" with partners dropped in their laps... Sounds like they take their partners for granted? Would you like to be on either side of that "relationship???"
Have you tried putting ads in the appropriate venues? We have a paper here called the Phoenix, as well as several others, that cater to all kinds of relationship (and other) ads. Rich and I met because his ex read my ad and told him the author sounded right for him. The key is honesty. My title, in 1988 at the age of 24, was "Tired of the BS," and that BS wasn't Bachelor of Science!
I know it may seem like it's easy for me to try to help from my side of the fence, but I've been in your shoes, and many other AW folk have too. There's no time or age limit on when you find someone!!!
Best regards,
Chuck
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The fact of the matter is
Perc is that it really gets to me seeing all my friends, both gay and straight, that are younger than me, already in a relationship, to make matters even worse some don't even appreciate who they are with, and here i am with all these good qualities and a lot to offer in a relationship and i am constantly being denied it, In my town where i live, the only avenues for a gay male like me to meet someone is either in a club or online, which i might add is not the best opportunity in my neck of the woods, and i know your probably thinking, well all you have to is this etc etc, easier said than done. One of my girlfriends always tells me " why do you need a man there nothing but trouble" but yet she has a husband, and is ungrateful to have him, but then again that is how God meant for it to be, the ones who are ungrateful get it and the ones who are grateful do not. I know i am still young and whatever, but i would like to settle down with some one in my young age and have more time to enjoy it, rather than be forced to wait till who knows when and have little time to enjoy it. And i know what your going to say, " I am negative bla bla" truth is life has made me this way, not by choice.
Perc is that it really gets to me seeing all my friends, both gay and straight, that are younger than me, already in a relationship, to make matters even worse some don't even appreciate who they are with, and here i am with all these good qualities and a lot to offer in a relationship and i am constantly being denied it, In my town where i live, the only avenues for a gay male like me to meet someone is either in a club or online, which i might add is not the best opportunity in my neck of the woods, and i know your probably thinking, well all you have to is this etc etc, easier said than done. One of my girlfriends always tells me " why do you need a man there nothing but trouble" but yet she has a husband, and is ungrateful to have him, but then again that is how God meant for it to be, the ones who are ungrateful get it and the ones who are grateful do not. I know i am still young and whatever, but i would like to settle down with some one in my young age and have more time to enjoy it, rather than be forced to wait till who knows when and have little time to enjoy it. And i know what your going to say, " I am negative bla bla" truth is life has made me this way, not by choice.
Lee
Remember how many hours we talked to each other by msn?
Do you emember how many times I told you I wanted a boyfriend
Well, there's somethng I always told you. IT JUST HAPPENS.
Chris was my friend. I know him since a few years ago and until that moment I saw that message written on my dryer, I would never imagine Chris as my boyfriend or as my husband.
I always said he's cute, romantic and of course sexy. He's a mix of Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives) and Ewan Mcgregor, with a touch of Pierce (I don't remember the last name, the former James Bond.
While that, I'm just a normal guy.
I'm a little fat, I'm loosing my hair, I'm "a few" years older than Chis (only 2 decades LOL).
It just happened because last week I decided to have a fist fight with my worst enemy, my age, and I won.
Yes Sir! I am fat, I have grey hair, I'll stop spending with plastic surgeries and botox and Yes, I always lied when somebody asked my age. Now everybody knows I am "around" 50, not 28. (Ok, I can hide 1 or 2 years LOL)
Mr. Konrad just happened in my life. He was completelly unexpected. I was home having dinner with my good friend and I ended the night with a ring on my finger and a man on my bed.
We never know when it will happen. you can be reading this message right at this moment whie your Mr. Right is in front of the mirror shaving before going to your home and propose.
Or you can wait until your 50's to find your Mr.Right, the same way I did.
the most important is, be OK with yourself. Your're fat, so what? If you're ok, what's the problem? if you don't like it, don't stay there trying to cut your fists with a cotton swab. Do something to change!
If people say you're fat, or your short, or your eyes color doesn't match the curtains send them to hell! When we are loved, we're loved by our content, not our package.
I am very angry with you! I am angry because I am your friend. I am angry because I like you so much and watch you acting like this is painful to me.
You have only two choices. Or start to accept you exactly the way you are, or do somethng to change.
Instead of this drama, why don't you let the other people know your real face?
Where is that brilliant guy I met a few months ago? Where is that romantic italian that made me feel much better when that night I was lonely and sad?
think about it, my friend.
_______________
For those who don't know Lee yet:
He's gorgeous. he's my beloved friend. He's cute, he's romantic, he's polite, He's a guy I would have fallen in love if I was looking for a boyfriend.
AW gave me wonderful gifts. More than 10 friends. Both Lee and John Belfry are my best friends in the US and I am sure I'll know both of them soon, because they are special, they live deep inside my heart.
Remember how many hours we talked to each other by msn?
Do you emember how many times I told you I wanted a boyfriend
Well, there's somethng I always told you. IT JUST HAPPENS.
Chris was my friend. I know him since a few years ago and until that moment I saw that message written on my dryer, I would never imagine Chris as my boyfriend or as my husband.
I always said he's cute, romantic and of course sexy. He's a mix of Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives) and Ewan Mcgregor, with a touch of Pierce (I don't remember the last name, the former James Bond.
While that, I'm just a normal guy.
I'm a little fat, I'm loosing my hair, I'm "a few" years older than Chis (only 2 decades LOL).
It just happened because last week I decided to have a fist fight with my worst enemy, my age, and I won.
Yes Sir! I am fat, I have grey hair, I'll stop spending with plastic surgeries and botox and Yes, I always lied when somebody asked my age. Now everybody knows I am "around" 50, not 28. (Ok, I can hide 1 or 2 years LOL)
Mr. Konrad just happened in my life. He was completelly unexpected. I was home having dinner with my good friend and I ended the night with a ring on my finger and a man on my bed.
We never know when it will happen. you can be reading this message right at this moment whie your Mr. Right is in front of the mirror shaving before going to your home and propose.
Or you can wait until your 50's to find your Mr.Right, the same way I did.
the most important is, be OK with yourself. Your're fat, so what? If you're ok, what's the problem? if you don't like it, don't stay there trying to cut your fists with a cotton swab. Do something to change!
If people say you're fat, or your short, or your eyes color doesn't match the curtains send them to hell! When we are loved, we're loved by our content, not our package.
I am very angry with you! I am angry because I am your friend. I am angry because I like you so much and watch you acting like this is painful to me.
You have only two choices. Or start to accept you exactly the way you are, or do somethng to change.
Instead of this drama, why don't you let the other people know your real face?
Where is that brilliant guy I met a few months ago? Where is that romantic italian that made me feel much better when that night I was lonely and sad?
think about it, my friend.
_______________
For those who don't know Lee yet:
He's gorgeous. he's my beloved friend. He's cute, he's romantic, he's polite, He's a guy I would have fallen in love if I was looking for a boyfriend.
AW gave me wonderful gifts. More than 10 friends. Both Lee and John Belfry are my best friends in the US and I am sure I'll know both of them soon, because they are special, they live deep inside my heart.
Lee, the deck may be stacked against you based on where you live and the few opportunities you have to meet people locally, but the one thing you need to remember is that you need to let "it" find you. Don't go out on a mission or you'll likely be disappointed.
I liken it to heading out to the flea market trying to find a particular item. You never will. You have to go out there just looking to have a good time and then "it" will present itself. That's the way it works, whether it's a guy or a grill.
I liken it to heading out to the flea market trying to find a particular item. You never will. You have to go out there just looking to have a good time and then "it" will present itself. That's the way it works, whether it's a guy or a grill.
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I like that.
Guy or a girl.
Guy or a grill.
Honey, all will burn you if not handled properly.
Guy or a girl.
Guy or a grill.
Honey, all will burn you if not handled properly.
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I know i am fat and i know i am
Ugly, but i dont care, this is me and i am not going to change, i just wish i could have it dropped in my lap for a change, like Thomas and every other GOD DAMN bitch i know out there that just have it fall in their laps and not have to even work for it.
Ugly, but i dont care, this is me and i am not going to change, i just wish i could have it dropped in my lap for a change, like Thomas and every other GOD DAMN bitch i know out there that just have it fall in their laps and not have to even work for it.
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Join us each weekday at this time, for the continuing story
While that, I'm just a normal guy.
I'm a little fat, I'm loosing my hair, I'm "a few" years older than Chis (only 2 decades LOL).
It just happened because last week I decided to have a fist fight with my worst enemy, my age, and I won.
Yes Sir! I am fat, I have grey hair, I'll stop spending with plastic surgeries and botox and Yes, I always lied when somebody asked my age. Now everybody knows I am "around" 50, not 28. (Ok, I can hide 1 or 2 years LOL)
Good lord, Chad!, I mean, Thomas..I can't keep up with your stories! First your 28, now your 50? Which is it? Oh, and yes, please post the wedding pics. I am really looking forward to seeing them! I think we all are.
While that, I'm just a normal guy.
I'm a little fat, I'm loosing my hair, I'm "a few" years older than Chis (only 2 decades LOL).
It just happened because last week I decided to have a fist fight with my worst enemy, my age, and I won.
Yes Sir! I am fat, I have grey hair, I'll stop spending with plastic surgeries and botox and Yes, I always lied when somebody asked my age. Now everybody knows I am "around" 50, not 28. (Ok, I can hide 1 or 2 years LOL)
Good lord, Chad!, I mean, Thomas..I can't keep up with your stories! First your 28, now your 50? Which is it? Oh, and yes, please post the wedding pics. I am really looking forward to seeing them! I think we all are.
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Lee,
Has it occurred to you that Thomas has never confirmed the enormous size of his right-hand's best friend?
Gorgeous as this man is, and as much as I truly hope 'tis true, I, also, am very much looking forward to the wedding pictures. Actually, any pics of the two, together, especially ones that are not all too easily photo-shopped.
A-hem.
Who says you are fat and ugly? And since when was looking like a wet-dream a guarantee of being a good partner?
Some of the worst lays in the world are very good looking men. The guys with the dicks o' death are frequently dead in the sack - they think the 8" they've contributed are all anybody needs to bring to the party.
Think of Stephen Baldwin for cryin' out loud. Body by God, heart by Savonarola. Or Mel Gibson. That ass, that chest, those eyes. Backlit by the burning flames of anti-semitism! And insanity.
For every Huge Jackman out there, there are 1,000 bitches who know how to do good makeup.
Losing weight is not easy, I know whereof I speak. But if that is all a boy is interested in, fcuk him and forget him. Better yet, just forget him. OK, honey, I am starting to sound like a scratched CD here. Enough on the topic. You've got guys here rooting for you, time to make plans. As in three-year plans. That is a realistic time frame for getting from where you are now to where you want to be, regardless of context.
Has it occurred to you that Thomas has never confirmed the enormous size of his right-hand's best friend?
Gorgeous as this man is, and as much as I truly hope 'tis true, I, also, am very much looking forward to the wedding pictures. Actually, any pics of the two, together, especially ones that are not all too easily photo-shopped.
A-hem.
Who says you are fat and ugly? And since when was looking like a wet-dream a guarantee of being a good partner?
Some of the worst lays in the world are very good looking men. The guys with the dicks o' death are frequently dead in the sack - they think the 8" they've contributed are all anybody needs to bring to the party.
Think of Stephen Baldwin for cryin' out loud. Body by God, heart by Savonarola. Or Mel Gibson. That ass, that chest, those eyes. Backlit by the burning flames of anti-semitism! And insanity.
For every Huge Jackman out there, there are 1,000 bitches who know how to do good makeup.
Losing weight is not easy, I know whereof I speak. But if that is all a boy is interested in, fcuk him and forget him. Better yet, just forget him. OK, honey, I am starting to sound like a scratched CD here. Enough on the topic. You've got guys here rooting for you, time to make plans. As in three-year plans. That is a realistic time frame for getting from where you are now to where you want to be, regardless of context.
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Pictures
Hi Folks,
I could be wrong but I'm 99% sure I have seen that guy in the pictures on TV or in a Movie, I could be wrong and if so I apologise in advance. I never forget a face but names are another matter altogether LOL.
David
Hi Folks,
I could be wrong but I'm 99% sure I have seen that guy in the pictures on TV or in a Movie, I could be wrong and if so I apologise in advance. I never forget a face but names are another matter altogether LOL.
David
panthera
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No Shit, David.
I have, too. There are picture matching software programs out there, anybody had a good one?
I have, too. There are picture matching software programs out there, anybody had a good one?
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No Shit
Hi Keven,
I'm now looking for some Picture Matching Software and getting my Credit Card out as I type this LOL.
I would love to solve this riddle!
David
Hi Keven,
I'm now looking for some Picture Matching Software and getting my Credit Card out as I type this LOL.
I would love to solve this riddle!
David
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