No bags of coal for naughty boys from that Santa I'm sure! A sound over-Santa's-knee spanking on the bare bottom, and anything less than bright white well-laundered underpants will assure that he makes the naughty boy's cheeks glow as red as Rudolf's nose!
NO. Santa says you've been naughty and need a good spanking. THEN you may have your gift. And you may choose even the largest package in the room, as long as it's under the tree.