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but if i've been good, may I wash my tighty-whities on t

Gary says I've been naughty and need a spanking..........
 
Bag of coal or a sound bare bottom spanking....

No bags of coal for naughty boys from that Santa I'm sure! A sound over-Santa's-knee spanking on the bare bottom, and anything less than bright white well-laundered underpants will assure that he makes the naughty boy's cheeks glow as red as Rudolf's nose!
 
I hear he is good and getting into and out of small holes, fast and undetected.

I think the average fireplace flue is about 8" (20cm) to 12 inches (30cm) *COUGH* square.
 
Didn't someone say use saliva (for the enzymes) to remov

Should we ask how he gets his tighty-whities so nice and clean?
 
NO. Santa says you've been naughty and need a good spanking. THEN you may have your gift. And you may choose even the largest package in the room, as long as it's under the tree.

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