You are not hallucinating
"I thought Wards washers were made by Norge"
Wards sold Westinghouse and Norge concurrently for a long time; the Signature 15 was the Westinghouse design and the Signature 18/20 was the Norge. Here's a pic that shows both on the same sales floor, from the excellent Pleasant Family Shopping blog. You can see the Westies hanging off in the far background; I think the foreground is Norge-o-rama, and of course, the Her Royal Pain set are elevated on the platform.
"I had a severe case of Frigidaire envy for 15 years."
Me too, Eugene! I've only had the Envy for 9 years, though, because my first pulsator Frigidaire encountered was on the homepage of this site.

I never knew such a thing existed.
"I fooled around with the overload protector at the rear of the machine"
You know, Paul, that's a danged good idea. I had checked to be sure it had not popped, but maybe it has something to do with it? Then again, I tried a test cord on the motor, and nothing. I'll come back to it with a fresh view and see.
"Maybe there's a sheet stuck in the dishwasher too..."
Would it be a whole lot different than the action on those Hitachi GE portables? ;-) Just think, with the dual-fill dispensers, you've got room for detergent and softener. It's almost a Dispensomat!
"There are some nice DD Kenmores on Craigslist.

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LOL!!! So true, and that might be the footnote of it all someday...
"smoke coming out of the capacitor"
Phil, that is odd. Kind of the "fool me twice" phenomenon. I wonder what the deal with that was? Sounds like an electrical issue elsewhere. I first thought about the capacitor on this machine, but was intrigued that it was able to spin with no issue. Now we know why, I guess...
