soapy sales

[mrcleanjeans]

As you come home from the TIDE,you'll CHEER,running to DASH and get a FRESH START on ALL your laundry, having to SURF with your ARM and HAMMER away at it,watching it BOUNCE through the wash water,thus helping it to GAIN a high degree of cleanliness,then WISK it into the dryer so the people of our ERA can see the results,and realize you're a cleaning DYNAMO.

 

[veg-o-matic]

Hey, that was

Fab!

 

[appnut]

And NO, I did not help with any of that (for those who really know me)--although I could have easily written this or very similar. I'm just not that BOLD. And I'm sure I won't fire the last SALVO. Well, I'm DUZ for. So I'm retiring to Downey, CA.

 

[bpetersxx]

To visit youre PRIDE and JOY

 

[jdinstl]

...and...

when you BOUNCE back we'll SHOUT for JOY!!!!

-*smirk*-

John

 

[maytagbear]

And Poor Old

Mrs Stewart's Bluing. I have a feeling that the Mister ran off with some Easy tart, leaving the Mrs with a load of children. Eventually, General Motors and General Electric lightened her laundry burden.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[agiflow]

....so what would the FINAL TOUCH to all this posting be?

 

[michaelman2]

A-RGO(ing) to give this some Magic with a Fautless end!

 

[peterh770]

This thread will DRIVE me to drink! I could PUNCH whoever started it.

 

[cehalstead]

are we FINISHed?

 

[MikeS]

That was a Breeze, wasn't it? Hate to Bora Teem, but I feel like Drefting off to sleep. Maybe I sense a Trend, but I'll stop now.

 

[cehalstead]

..nobody DUZ it better.....(i know...duz has already been used...)

 

[mrcleanjeans]

sudsy saga still sailing

You'll have to be so BOLD as to make sure to really really RINSO that all itchy soap film is removed after the clothes plunge thru the CASCADE of water in your vintage front loader.This will THRILL your SWEETHEART that you took ACTION to tackle mounds of dirty laundry in the bright SUNLIGHT at the DAWN of the day,knowing others have stooped SOLO as to put off that task because of the XTRA work involved,thus someone should SHOUT to them to at least go SPRAY 'N'WASH the car while you do the laundry,and YES it's a dirty job that must be done but your former love,who claims to be a PUREX,yet ran off with another used to help with this chore so that everything was SPIC AND SPAN.

 

[bpetersxx]

Coming up with sayings is such a CINCH

 

[peterh770]

I done read this here thread, and I INSTANT FELS out of my chair...

 

[frigilux]

I Woolite to add my two cents!

 

[veg-o-matic]

This thread keeps getting more and more

Fantastik!

 

[mrcleanjeans]

shampoo soapy sayings

so ALBERTO , look on the BRIGHT SIDE,you're still WELLA nuf to go do what you need to do, you're SUAVE, you have FINESSE, a great PHYSIQUE, and you stand HEAD AND SHOULDERS above the rest,whoever helped you to work out and look this good is an angel, they deserve a HALO, so relax, unwind with a good movie such as MATRIX reloaded and get BACK TO BASICS tommorow.

 

[mrsalvo]

STOP!