Stupid Warnings (Again)

[lavamat_jon]

Hi all,

Was just writing out a 25th Wedding Anniversary card to my parents (their silver anniversary tomorrow); and caught sight of a warning on the back of the card...

"not suitable to be given to children under 5 years old due to small parts".

Anybody know of any 5 year old who's been married 25 years??? LOL LOL.

Jon

 

[jasonl]

CYA

3 words

Cover your azz.

They gotta do that to prevent getting sued from some kid trying to eat the card. Pretty sad.

Still waiting on my HP CD's. I want Prince in my 'Pod.

 

[toggleswitch]

....or as we accoutants (former in my case) say

Cover you assets.

 

[MrX]

Those kind of warnings are pretty common on this side of the atlantic too.

Pledge Jasmine Furnature Polish spray:
Caution: Do not use on the inside surfaces of baths, shower trays, on stairs of floors..

Nut Clusters (Breakfast Cerial)
Not suitable for those who suffer from nut allergies.

Sharp Microwave Oven:
Do not immerse in water!
(this is a BIG appliance.. you'd have a very hard job attempting to do so!)

The list is endless!