I've heard that too
Don't get to close to it, it will fry your eyeballs.
Don't boil water in it, it will explode. I tend to believe that because one time I heated coffee in a micro and when I put sugar in it, it bubbled violently but not explosion.
Don't cook an egg. That one's also true because I exploded one in our old Tappan. POW! All over the micro.
Then there's the urban legends:
A person would microwave his dinner everyday and rest his arm on the oven while waiting. He started to feel pain in his arm and he had to get it removed because the insides were cooked.
Another person would open the door, stick his hand in and stir the food while the micro was running. DUH, they have door switches. And in this case having a lid switch in beneficial.
Another story is about a lady who microwaved her poodle.
Another story is about a prankster who cooked a cat until it exploded. He had to throw the oven away because everything else tasted like....
ummm...
Anyone else care to share microwave stories?
Anyone ever stuck a CD in a micro? It's AWESOME!