Time for the Third Annual AWO Secret Santa!

[jimmyb]

What fun!

This will be my third year participating as well. Speaking of procrastinating I never sent a formal thank you note to my Secret Santa via post last year but informally did so on the site and also did not do much sleuthing to find out who you were. Anyways thank you once again for the great coffee decanter and egg poacher.

I look forward to it again this year. Email is on its way Santa Veg.

 

[Maytagmom]

Veggiebaby

I'm in Colorado right now...can I get back to you next week?

Oh I see I still have your phone number in my cell....but I won't call you either, CAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE! ;-)

I'll get back with ya next wk, when I return to *expletive* Hell.

Thanks muffin!
MM

 

[veg-o-matic]

Well, I'll be in Albuquerque (birthplace of Ethel Mae Potter, you know) next week, but I'll instruct my minions..er...staff to keep up with the data entry in my absence.
If they slack off, I'll cut off their supply of Aqua Net!

veg

 

[frontaloadotmy]

Or just hoard it

for yourself!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[veg-o-matic]

Oh ho!

At least I have need for it, Billiard Boy!

You're going straight on the Naughty List. Oh, wait a sec--you're already there.

SV

 

[mickeyd]

What's funnier than the Veg and the Load having at each

Answer: Nothing

I hope if I go to heaven you two are my cloudmates.

 

[frontaloadotmy]

Naughty List , Shmaughty Shmist !

That White '59 better be in my Drive Way come Christmas
Morning or there's gonna be some real trouble in the migratory
water fowl stacks!!!!

mickeyd I'm afraid we're gonna have to get day passes
to H E Double Hockey Sticks to get proper portions
of our favorite vegetable!!!!!!!!!

 

[washertalk]

whats this? peeing in this room TOO MickeyD
or should that be Mickey P ?

If I partake it looks like I'll be buying diapers.

For some reason when I participate in this kinda thing I always get coal? :-(

Ha, This year with the high cost of gas I'll be burning anything for heat so that coal will come in handy, so who will get the last laugh ?

 

[mickeyd]

We are all half way there; no one's making sense--I LOVE

Washer T on't you wish they'd tell us, Frontal and Veg, how they make those tiny chirps. I don't know how to do that or what they signify, do you ?

"I'll be burning anything" If you hadn't pad an extra SIX GRAND in taxes--my God you're such a wild radical dude, can't believe you paid the gov all that money. I would have blown them up ;-D.

Frontal: there are always plenty of portions of Veg; hence Vegomatic. Still tryna git yer poetry book. Would you sell me one, please. Thank you.

Veg: Love the office pic. Funny how all guys looked the same like Clark Kent, and why aren't you calling Bethann back when she did such a fabulous job on your sex-change operation?

Could this be the zany crazy Christmas thread, all nutty nonsense?--feel free to pillory me.

 

[washertalk]

MickyP- which orifice are you speaking from?

 

[mickeyd]

the pretty one ;-D of course, ya silly goose

OR

All orifices speak simultaneously

OR

We are Borg
We will assimilate you
Resistance is futile

 

[Maytagmom]

Oh Bob & The Minions

I mean, Secret Santa Staff:

List just sent in. Don't laugh.

I'm really innocent.

C

 

[veg-o-matic]

The Migratory Waterfowl Stacks have been closed for weeks; please keep up with memos.

Vintage automobiles are only found in the stockings of good boys and girls. "Frontalodotmy" (sic) is not a chirp chirp good boy. And he's a pretty chirp chirp mediocre girl at best (although he's got a pretty impressive set of chirp chirpknockers.)

A trip to wherefrontalisgoing will not be necessary to get your five-servings-a-day of ol' veg. Being the Champion of Clean Living I am, my mansion in Heaven is already built. It's got a pretty nice hot tub, too. Mickey, you're invited. "Frontal", you can come up once a week to clean it.

chirp chirp

veg

 

[veg-o-matic]

Bumpity bump!

I know of at least one member who said he wanted to join who hasn't sent me his information. You wouldn't want Santa to out you, would you...?

Santa Veg

 

[veg-o-matic]

Oh, and lets hear from a few more Aussies, huh? Remember, this is open to everyone!

Santa Veg

 

[sdlee]

In In In

as a newby to the posting system here and a lover of the old Holiday I say LET ME IN. HOpe I can do justice with my share.