Time for the Third Annual AWO Secret Santa!

[mickeyd]

the pretty one ;-D of course, ya silly goose

OR

All orifices speak simultaneously

OR

We are Borg
We will assimilate you
Resistance is futile

 

[Maytagmom]

Oh Bob & The Minions

I mean, Secret Santa Staff:

List just sent in. Don't laugh.

I'm really innocent.

C

 

[veg-o-matic]

The Migratory Waterfowl Stacks have been closed for weeks; please keep up with memos.

Vintage automobiles are only found in the stockings of good boys and girls. "Frontalodotmy" (sic) is not a chirp chirp good boy. And he's a pretty chirp chirp mediocre girl at best (although he's got a pretty impressive set of chirp chirpknockers.)

A trip to wherefrontalisgoing will not be necessary to get your five-servings-a-day of ol' veg. Being the Champion of Clean Living I am, my mansion in Heaven is already built. It's got a pretty nice hot tub, too. Mickey, you're invited. "Frontal", you can come up once a week to clean it.

chirp chirp

veg

 

[veg-o-matic]

Bumpity bump!

I know of at least one member who said he wanted to join who hasn't sent me his information. You wouldn't want Santa to out you, would you...?

Santa Veg

 

[veg-o-matic]

Oh, and lets hear from a few more Aussies, huh? Remember, this is open to everyone!

Santa Veg

 

[sdlee]

In In In

as a newby to the posting system here and a lover of the old Holiday I say LET ME IN. HOpe I can do justice with my share.