Totino Pizza Rolls
I had never tried these things, and had little intention, but SNL kept on running these fake commercials for them so I figured sooner or later I'd try one. Sure enough, as I cruised Costco after work today, I noticed the usual mass quantities cheap display now included industrial quantities of Totinos.
What the hell, I thought. Nothing to lose here.
So after enduring the checkout line replete with certified idiots, I got home and one of the first things I did, (the cat came first, he's a deaf Siamese and VERY loud when he wants his dinner), was to crank up the Cuisinart toaster oven and pop in a tray full of TPR's.
First impression: the cooking instructions are defective. I cranked up the oven to 450F as commanded, and let the rolls bake for a full 13 minutes. I should have known to pull them out when I first detected a not unpleasant pizza aroma. But there were still 7 minutes left! When the timer beeped the rolls had almost all barfed their contents onto the oven tray. What was left was overly browned puffed up shells with a smidgeon of pizza filling still inside.
But of course I ate them ALL anyway.
Not to be dissuaded, I washed off the pizza sauce decorated tray and fired up the oven again. Why not? It's a mission from God.
On the retry, after having to scour the tray with steel wool (Thankfully it's a stainless steel tray), set the temp for a more sedate 375 and the timer for 10 minutes.
At 10 minutes I could see some sauce was coloring the outside of some of the rolls, and they all looked very lightly browned, so I terminated the experiment and set them to cool. Word to the wise: Totino says wait 2 minutes. One needs to wait more like 5 minutes, maybe ten, or the filling will burn the mouth.
At the much lower temp and time, the rolls were pleasant. Not as crispy as with the 450/13 minute run, but quite nice. There was a bit of crunch imparted by the obvious addition of semolina flour to the roll wrapping.
Next time (not tonight, I'm quite full) I'll try 400F and 10 minutes. There will probably be a happy medium.
And so it goes.