No arms and No legs
A women posted a classified and said she wanted a man who wouldn't beat her, wouldn't leave her and was great in bed.
The door bell rang a few days later and there was a man with no arms and no legs.
"Can I help you," she inquired?
"Yes," the man replied, "I am responding to your ad."
"I don't understand," the women said.
"I can't hit you, I have no arms and I can't leave you, I have
no legs."
"But, I wanted someone great in bed," lamented the women.
"How do you think I rang the doorbell," the man replied.
Have you seen Gary juggle those blue balls? I understand no feet are involved.
Its hard not to be jealous when two amazing people, with so many excesses of personality, intellect, beauty and material gifts combine. It is good to witness. It's kind of like watching an old movie where the heroes ride off into the sunset on a highways of suds.
I love you guys. NO ONE deserves it more. Live, love, wash and "juggle" to your hearts content and let the old women rend their garments in despair.
Now this is a thread worth pursuing.
Yenta Kelly