It's AVOCADO !!!
Holy S.......
I'm good. I'm calm. In fact, I wish you the best with your new toy.
It's, nice.
Shhh. Shhh.
Andrew, email me. Waterloo is 3 hr. and 12 minutes from me a bit closer than Reno.
I'm warming up the van, packing my tools, bringing an appliance dolly, my night surveillance binoculars, a stun gun, magic underwear (don't ask), and snacks.
Oh, and a camera and giant plotter printer.
Here's the plan. We'll take a picture of the machine where it sits now, print it out, remove the machine,
and hang the print out where the machine was. TEE-HEE !
He'll never know its gone. ROFL.
I'm GENIUS.