Vodka and Xanax... Did you say
Gosh, RE563 your partner, at long last. He begrudgingly permitted you (astringent price point, NOT BLACK, essential color match, you loathe for future “almond” color kitchen, “his color choice..?”) for replacing the dishwasher. Gosh again. To have a partner like him.
I am not alone. Was blessed. An epiphany like thing. Now by myself. Whatever his name was? Do not recall him ever writing a check. The color of his choice was “Baby Blue”! Yep, you read that correctly. That color spread from one bathroom to the other. Like the e-bola virus. Forget about sitting on-the-bowl reading the evening paper. I had reason to be horrifically terrified. The kitchen was stricken by that color “Baby Blue”. Oh, forgot to mention. I HATE THE COLOR “BABY BLUE”!! Ah…just in passing. Cash-is-King. That being said. Voo Doo Doctor’s curses do come true.
Anyhow. BTW, Whirlpool not only has repaired the Hubble Telescope, commenced manufacturing heat seeking thermal nuclear mother-of-all-weapons-of-mass-destruction bombs. And as if that wasn’t enough. Redesigned their DW to have the wonderful “anywhere” sliver basket. Perhaps, you might revisit Whirlpool DW?
Or…. Evil, wicked, awful, mean of me to recommend. Go for that TOL integrated Bosch DW you sooo yearn for. Here is the plan. Do not dispose of the ancient Whirlpool. No. Go to WalMart. They have an immense heap of sickening color/pattern table “runners”. You have two choices. Place the old DW with “that” WalMart runner thing. Next to “his” favorite chair as an end table. Better yet. Locate old decorated DW on “his” side of the bed as an end table.
If. And. Whenever? The new house is completed. Simply remove the Bosch DW. Install in new …home. Reinstall the old Whirlpool. “His” end table. Every day is a gift. Do it! RE563. You only travel this way once. Get that Bosch DW now and in black-s/s too! I know where of what I speak of.