2 jobs really-
I work for the city as a Municipal Custodial Maintenance Technician. --
I clean streets.
Specifically when something enters it alive but doesn't make it to the other side. (thou' scraper and d'wide shovel shall rule des world) yeppers
and
also for the city,
um, yaa...,
ya' know when someone lives alone
and they get older,
and older,
and older,
and then neighbors don't see the person for a month or so and there is this smell....
well after the city health inspector comes in and makes a "declaration",
then they call me to "tidy up". Under certain circumstances it can be RICHly rewarding(wink, wink), but lord I earn my bobbles. (the clothes pin for the nose and a downing of a few swigs of brandy before entering are the necessities for this job) Sometimes I wonder, Why me? I don't even eat meat. but hey, think where I would be if I didn't have my 'family' connections.
(shhh, actually I am a number cruncher with a pathetic sense of humor, a love of stuff from the 70's and 80's, and someone who is recovering from an illness I had almost all my life and am happier now more than ever to be alive.)