Your 3 least fave or annoying holiday songs???

[fonografmaniac]

The Alvin Chipmonk song

cheetah girls

any of today christmas songs

 

[paulg]

Old classics redone... badly

I really have a problem with the many new inarticulate manufactured "talents" remaking old classics into virtually unintelligible variants.
Oh perhaps I am an old fuddy-duddy. But new talent should come up with their own classics and not twist the old classics into a knot and try to resell it. YEECH!

 

[fonografmaniac]

back to classics

this is the way christmas music is meant to be made

 

[perc-o-prince]

Why would there be scary ghost stories about Christmas?

Dan- It's probably a reference to A Christmas Carol. The ghosts of Christmas' past, present and future scaring the crap out of ole skinflint Ebenezer?

And for any of you who don't like the Chipmunk songs, you just haven't heard the right one! Get ready to wet yourself (teaser: second line is "hot sauce dripping from their toes").

Chuck

http://colefamilies.com/Songs/Waves/ChipmunksRoastingOnAnOpenFire.wav

 

[perc-o-prince]

Poor dead Judy

Nothing wrong with a drunk lady singing here:

http://colefamilies.com/Songs/Waves/The12DaysOfChristmas-TheCrazyDrunkLady.wav

 

[perc-o-prince]

Here's the link for the whole shootin' match. I downloaded some of these to play for the older kids on the school bus last year!

Chuck

http://colefamilies.com/Songs/Waves/christmas_parody_songs.htm

 

[sudsmaster]

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

 

[perc-o-prince]

Carols for the disturbed.....

I think I just wet myself!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Chuck

 

[Cybrvanr]

That's great suds LOL!!!

I am getting very tired of "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas" because it seems like it's the favorite song by most of the mainstream radio stations to play incessantly. There are a few thousand different versions of this song that was sung, and the stations around here try and get them all in during a day's time it seems like! The song is simply too slow and agonizing for me...I want a Christmas song with a bit more energy, and less moaning and screaming by people who cannot sing!

 

[toggleswitch]

"Who you callin' a ho?

I've got the mock versions in my head and can't seem to shake them out!

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere I go"
has become
"It's beginning to feel a lot like syphilis, every time I go."

"....walking in a winter wonder-land"
has become
"....walking 'round in womens' underwear"

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!

To quote our leader....
It IS a particularly annoying time of year!

 

[rapunzel]

If you people think you've got the...

...take on trashy - think again! Check this one out.

It is so trashy it's cool and I actually really like it. In fact this little ditty is very Australian and captures the language in thousands of Aussie homes around the country, on Christmas morning, with uncanny authenticity.

Please enjoy!

Rapunzel

WARNING!!!! NOT FOR SENSITIVE EARS AND THE EASILY OFFENDED - SONG CONTAINS AUSTRALIAN INTERGENERATIONAL COLLOQUIALISMS!

 

[veg-o-matic]

3. "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" by Bruce Springsteen. I like The Boss as much as the next guy, but he really should have shut up on that one.

2. "Pretty Paper". Again, big fan of Roy Orbison, but shouldn't Christmas songs be happy and jolly?

1. Those damn Christmas shoes, but I've said that before. Whoop--just thinking about it made me throw up a little.

veg

 

[seeitrun2006]

The worst

1) The Christmas shoes; Every time I hear that song I'm looking for the rope to go hang myself with. How anybody could think a depressing song like that could be played at Christmas is beyond me. Christmas is suppose to be a celebration; not a funeral!

2) Grandma got run over by a reindeer! OMG Redneckville!

3)All I want for Christmas is a hippopotamus! Speaks for itself!

There are others but don't have the time at the moment to list them. Have to work to buy Christmas presents!

 

[estatesale_gary]

Can't believe

...that someone didn't mention Paul McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas time. Insane repetition.

Runner up for me is anything by Kenny G.

 

[sudsmaster]

Never heard the Christmas shoe song

And I guess I should thank someone for that.

 

[rp2813]

What Rich, not touching "Little Drummer Boy" with a 10 foot pole?

That one is my top pick, btw.

Safeway is actually running a legit Tony Benett recording but they have succeeded in making me cringe when I hear him. That never used to happen. They get points for using a non-holiday tune but geez they picked a seriously annoying one.

 

[sudsmaster]

Here's the deal: I can stand to hear just about any Christmas song... once a year.... any more frequent than that, and I get sort of twitchy.

 

[veg-o-matic]

My Christmas gift to you!

Suffer! Suffer like I have! Buwahahahaaaaaa!

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[veg-o-matic]

Dang!

I can never get those Youtube things to show. Here's the link.

Still the same sentiment...

veg

 

[veg-o-matic]

It's worse than I thought!

Never saw the video before, but I caught the end and Mama's in a hospital bed wearing a nasal cannula.

Merry Christmas to you!

Oh, and don't forget the book:

http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Shoes-Donna-VanLiere/dp/1591450586/ref=pd_bbs_sr_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1197992781&sr=8-4