Your winter thing? Lip Medex or Carmex?

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Good ol' Vaseline, sometimes Palmer's or the unscented Olay in the morning before leaving.

Gettin' to be that time of year....
 
Cowboy Chapstick

Two cowboys are riding the range in a blinding windstorm. Everytime they stop to rest, one cowboy gets off and lifts his horses tail. He kisses the horse on the butt.
Finally his friend says, "What in the world is the matter with you?"
"I have chapped lips," his friend replies.
"Kissing a horse's butt is not going to do one thing for chapped lips," his friend says.
"I know," he replied, "but at least it keeps me from licking my lips!"
And of course there's no lid to unscrew!
Kelly
 
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