I would like to thank you all for turning me on to BroBackMount. Torturously busy at work, even missing lunch, i was completely out of the loop and first heard of Broback las' Satiddy rot he-uh (right here) on the warshin' channel. Me and Maddog--the high school chum who gave me his momma's quick cycle '77 GE Filter-Flo With MIni-basket, replacing it with a glorious Frigidaire Front-loader-- went right out and saw it. Because of all you wonderful generous men, I had the cinematic experience of a lifetime. From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU.
About gayitude: About five years ago or so, I was at a rather large party and a woman was saying, with some volume: "Being gay is a choice. Anyone can choose to be gay or straight. And if you make that choice, blah blah blah." And I'm thinking: so if you wanna be gay, you gotta pay. I wanted to run over and throttle her; instead, with equal volume, the Holy Spirit came unto me and delivered this:
A choice? We choose our sexuality? Then go find Bill Clinton. Tell him that he CHOSE to be attracted to Monica Lewinski, that he could just as easily HAVE CHOSEN to be attracted to George Stephanopolis. Tell him that and I bet he'll laugh and howl all the way to the next Mac Donald's.
You all know that our sexuality is hard-wired into our personity. A few fine priests, Jesuits in fact, members of the Society of JEEEEsus, are speaking up against this nonsense, this witch hunt coming from the new Reichfuhrer Pope Benedict--have you seen any of his curtsy-like bows and gesture? Is that just European or is it Gayyyyyyyyyy? These priests are demoralized to hear that although they have been celibate and faithful their whole priestly lifes , since their nature is gay, they are therefore disordered. Do you believe that ? That is the term Rome uses, DISORDERED. Little wonder people are still staying away in droves, and churches are closing.
By the way, God made me and God made me gay, and I'm okay. I did not chose it, just like I would not chose to be a midget. JUST KIDDING. JUST KIDDING. PLEASE !NO OFFENSE ! I'M VERY VERY VERY SHORT. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love being gay and I love short people. Wait till you see my pics when I get a digital.
Later, Dudes, I gotta go tend the warsh horse.