It i s obvious to me...
That this poor, abused and tortured washer has finally had enough. It wants to get out, but hasn't anymore the strength to wrench itself free to make a run for it.
"And how effing dare anyone out there make fun of Speed Queen; after all she's been through."
"She lost her edge, she went through a bad spin cycle, she had two effing LEAKS, her owner turned out to be a user and abuser and now she's going through a battle with rust...all you people care about is how much water she uses and making fun off of her...SHE'S A WASHING MACHINE!!!!"
"What you don't realize is that Speed Queen is washing all your clothes for you and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her!!"
"She hasn't been wiped down or serviced for years. Her sounds are loud for a reason - because all you people want from her is wash, wash, wash, wash, WASH! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!"
"You're lucky she even washes for you BASTARDS!!! LEAVE SPEED QUEEN ALONE!!!!!"
'Throws back head, wipes bangs from forehead and runs out of room sobbing uncontrollably'