I've been Robbed!!

[toggleswitch]

Methink the next ones should be anatomically correct with the spigot on the underside spraying skunk odor when tilted more than X degrees from vertical.

If not that, then salt-peter that lasts for 30days

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_221.html

 

[toggleswitch]

THEIR BACK AND I AIN'T LION

See #5635

THEY HAVE BEEN RETRIEVED!