Men are like...

[exploder3211]

I got a new 2007 calander today..

If you have seen the Men are like calanders around, you know the one i have..
It has little quips describing guys.. I know they are not very nice sounding, but its the humor of it.. Please don't be offended, as i am not trying to stereo type any one or anything.. This is MENT as a JOKE...

Men are like Library Books... There are still millions you haven't checked out

Men Are like sports cars...Too small... Too high mantince..And always trying to pickup your friends

Men are like the sun.. They all think the world revolves around them

Men are like martinis... One isn't enough... And two is usually too many

Men are like taxi cabs... There's usualy another one coming along any minute..

Men are like house plants... Not very intelligent but you're still supposed to talk to them

Men are like Chinese food.. In half an hour you're ready for something new

 

[scott55405]

Well, I for one think they're h-i-larious!

 

[cvillewasherbo]

Me too.

 

[exploder3211]

Thanks.. I know some people can be very critical
I love it..Besides the hunky guys on the calander are great eye candy

 

[cvillewasherbo]

Why didn't you show us the pictures?

 

[exploder3211]

Go to www.mead.com and i think you will find them there.. They don't photograph very well

 

[andrewinorlando]

Very good Chad! Love it.

 

[toggleswitch]

Careful some off-key humor is in the linkie!

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Men are like department stores, they should all have their clothes half-off.

More in the linkie.

Men Are Like...

 

[oxydolfan1]

True dat....

Great, now I'm gonna be up against the meat rack? LOL....

 

[exploder3211]

LOl good one

 

[brettsomers]

Men are like... Lays potato chips...

 

[toggleswitch]

salty?

ROFL

 

[appnut]

I don't like the one about men are like parking spots!!!

 

[appnut]

no, you can never have just one. Something I wouldn't know about

 

[toggleswitch]

When you have the right one you CAN have just one.

 

[brettsomers]

When you have the right one you CAN have just one...

*at a time* is THAT what you meant, Toggle?

 

[toggleswitch]

maybe. LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

I ain't got nuttin mo' to say. *LOL*

Your honor, I plead the 5th (amendment).

 

[exploder3211]

LoL...