Mothers are smarter than you think

[foraloysius]

Mrs Hudda comes to Rabat to visit her son Abdel who goes to university there. She discovers that her son is sharing rooms with a roommate called Hassan. Hassan is very handsome.

She has the suspicion they are in a relationship. Abdel can read his mother's thoughts and says:"I know what you are thinking but I assure you Hassan and I are just roommates"

About a week later Hassan says to Abdel:"Since your mother has left I can't find the silver sugar bowl. Do you think she took it?" "I doubt it", Abdel says "but I will write to her."

So he writes her a letter: "Dear mother, I won't say that you took the sugar bowl from my house and I won't say you didn't. But fact is that it's gone since you left. Love, Abdel"

A week later Abdel got a letter from his mother:

"Dear son, I won't say you sleep with Hassan and I won't say you don't. But fact is that if he would sleep in his own bed he would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, your mother"

 

[frigilux]

That was a great joke! Here's one I heard recently:

A very intoxicated man was standing outside his favorite bar, car key in hand, looking with disbelief at an empty parking space. A cop pulled over and confronted him:

"Hey, what's the matter?"
"Someone stole my car!"
"Where did you last see it?"
"It was right on the end of my key!"

The officer told him to walk down the block and report it at the precinct office. Then he noticed the drunk man's zipper was down.

"For god's sake, zip up, man!"

The man looked down and exclaimed "Damn! They got my girlfriend, too!"