My short-lived but much beloved Pakistani spinner commited suicide the other day.
It did not go quietly. The brake either engaged itself mid-operation or some kind of suspension spring snapped.
There was a loud *BANG* and the tub ended up lopsided.
The machine flung itself across the room, unplugged itself and peed on the floor. The PVC elbow pulled out of the pail that was used for the gravity drain. Hell, I almost peed myself with all that noise.
The ex came running and inquired (convincingly, I may add) as to my health and well-being. (I am not sure if the emitted sigh and "AWWWWWWW" was a sigh of relief or disappointment). He said it was becaue my toy died. HA! [Editor's note. He is a REALLY good guy, really]. NEXT!
Rest in Peace, dear machine.

It did not go quietly. The brake either engaged itself mid-operation or some kind of suspension spring snapped.
There was a loud *BANG* and the tub ended up lopsided.
The machine flung itself across the room, unplugged itself and peed on the floor. The PVC elbow pulled out of the pail that was used for the gravity drain. Hell, I almost peed myself with all that noise.
The ex came running and inquired (convincingly, I may add) as to my health and well-being. (I am not sure if the emitted sigh and "AWWWWWWW" was a sigh of relief or disappointment). He said it was becaue my toy died. HA! [Editor's note. He is a REALLY good guy, really]. NEXT!
Rest in Peace, dear machine.
