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Not that I don't think stuff like this is a good idea. But, say like you meet someone and you continue to wear this stuff. Then the night comes when you decide to get intimate, just for the person to see that you're in worse shape than you really are lol. Not that it should matter, I know, but it's like those curve things women wear to enhance their breasts. It's like you get down to doing it for the first time and the guy is probably like, Ok, where did the 36 D's go? LOL
 
I have a Spanx undershirt

and it really works especially for supporting my lower back. My only complaint is the price...$60 for a undershirt.
John
 
Not a big surprse that results with no work (dieting, excercise, self-control) is coveted.

Ah a great intermediate step until one can see Doctor Matagringos in Latin America (with a sufficient plastic-surgery fund) to lift it, fold it, tuck it, scrape it, move it and remove it!
 
Compression Garmet

I wore a "shaper" when I filmed for the Kitchenaid infomercial. I was sure I'd look like a blimp and I didn't need manboobs to add to my on comera look. Shaper garmets don't breath and I can tell you I felt like I was wrapped in saran wrap and put under a heat lamp. They took my glasses which created a glare and the top of my bald head sweat as it was the only place for water to get through the garmet. Talk about feeling your unnatural self. In the end I was shown only from the shoulders up and look angular and sickly. My friend went to Vegas and picked up a hot guy. They beat a hasty to retreat to her room. In the night she awoke with the worst pain in her hip she'd ever had. She was laying on her new friends false teeth. I asked what she did and she laid the teeth on his chest and played possum until he awoke. Gilda Radner said her best acting was in bed when she tried to arrange her thighs on the sheets so they didn't widen and go flat. It the heart the calls out to the one who loves us and it shouldn't always be worn unrestrained.
 
If folks exercised and ate right they wouldn't need it only that most folks are too lazy. I'm too much of an exercising nut to ever let myself get out of shape. Here's a funny.. a few weeks ago at the gym this guy about 45ish comes up to me and says.. Man you're in great shape you remind me of that Jack Lalanne.. Later on I got to thinking.. did he mean the Jack Lalanne from wayback or Jack Lalanne today HAHAHAHAHA

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It's like you get down to doing it for the first time and the guy is probably like, Ok, where did the 36 D's go?

 
Naa, I like the love handles and sumptin to cuddle up with and on to. Moobs don't gross me out either!! SO THERE!!! Ya can't be pretty bois forever!!
 
One of the links has Wanda Sykes as a satisfied consumer of shapewear, although she complains that when she takes it off, she becomes sort of a blob.

I did wonder why she tended to move so stiffly on stage for her TV show. She's still very funny, though.
 
ive used similar to this...

and its great... just takes away that roll off your waist, which ive struggled with forever. my body is in good shape if it wsnt for those darn overhangs. this product is blended with more cotton than spandex so im sure it will be more comfortable than the ones ive used in the past. in my own mind it makes me feel a bit more sexier, and confident without those hangers...lol. just ordered one to try this one out..
thanks for the heads up..
 

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