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Have to have a place to rant right?

I'm thinking this could be quite interesting, unless Robert yells at me for starting this!

I'll start.

Why is it fun hanging wallpaper but, it sucks taking it off!

Why does thiry minute drywall mud take frickin 3 damn hours to dry!

Why does my house have a smell that I can't find and you all have me convinced that either Dean is getting up in the middle of the night and walking through the living room and dining room spraying the walls or I have a ghost.

OK, I'm done. ( for today ) :)

Anyone else having a pissy day?
 
Okay...

So here I go.

Why are my parent´s argueing all the day and why do they want to be divorced ?
Why do i have to do my homework?
And why do i not get a new dishwasher?

Im done!
 
Ok, my turn now... :D

Why did I get the flu?

Why my mother is harassing even more than usual?

And my sister the same?

Why did the floor didn't heat up this morning?

Why my hair dresser got me the wrong colour??????

Why did the washing machine flooded the toilet????? <-- Because my flatmate did disconnect the drain <-- So... why natural selection isn't anymore what it used to be centuries ago???

Why my lovely little Italy is run by stupid and greedy comunists???

Why I'm still not rich???

ok, no more rants for now... if something else will spring up in my mind I'll be sure to write it down here for you all ;)

Now:

BETH-ANN: just paint your walls white ;) rooms will be brighter and look bigger :D

try using a hair dryer, it will surely dry your walls faster

and tird: your house surely has a ghost, open a themed park "the house of the pee ghost" ;) so you can get money on it :D:D:D

NINO: they want to divorce because they want to fight at who can keep you spoiled more ;) (was this one of a bad taste? I always joke about my very own parents always arguing)

You have to do your homework because after those you'll have spent the afternoon not having watched AW.ORG for 6 hours ;)

You don't need a new dishwasher because if you did Indesit mafia would come to your house and install a brand new DI623 like mine and get you rid of your German made models ;) (BTW... that diswasher is really really good, I'll soon show you a load ;) )
 
Here's mine:

Why is it than when I've planned a week at the beach (leaving tomorrow) all hell breaks loose at work?

I can actually answer that question, clueless people in the marketing department that don't care what has to happen behind the scenes to meet their demands.

I'm going on vacation regardless. And next week I'm taking more vacation and I'm bringing all of my toys along for that one! I aim to return home fulfilled and exhausted! Don't anybody at work try to stop me!
 
Will Pupek or Kyle Mathews pay big bucks for my Penney's Convertible?

Will I put that new window roller in the Jew Canoe, and can I get $2750 trade-in?

What fabric mill made the Maytag fabric at the Wash-in?

When will I go back to Rolla or Kirksville to add to my stash?

Why don't the hypocrite cruising Republicans go stick lit dynamite up their fucking ass?

When should I call my Uncle Tim about my speeding ticket in Wellsville?

Why haven't I upgraded the memory in my Macbook yet?

Where does Nell650 on eBay in Montgomery City keep finding all these nice Hoover sweepers?

Why don't these auctionzip auctions have LOTS of pictures, it's called saving gas and frustration

Who has a cattle prod or taser to help me study for my Investments midterm?

And why can't I go 5 minutes without going on this site and Vacuumland? I've transferred my OCD from facebook to this.
 
Why's it legal for ethnic and feminist publishers to exclude authors based upon gender and ethnicity?

Why does the American Library Association observe Banned Books Week while endorsing institutional book banning by its own members?

Will we ever again see TV commercials in which men, and particularly fathers, aren't dumber than a box of rocks?
 
A good driver does not brake on a highway...except in a an e

Why do drivers entering a highway make no effort to brake, and expect the car behind them todo so? Why do they not wait for an appropriate "opening" in traffic into which they can safely "fit" at their ridiculously low speed?

Similary, who do bad drivers insist on getting as close to through traffic as possible on the entry ramp of a highway? Do they not understand that there is a long "runway" ramp that is intended to get them up to (or at least near) the proper speed BEFORE entering a traffic lane.

Why do drivers on a highway speed excessively, then hit the brakes and go over two lanes to the right to exit at the last second? Every think of moving right an exit or two BEFORE yours?

Why do riders on an escalator arrive at the top barely step-off AND STAND THERE (stupidly looking around around as if they have seen the light-of-day for the first time ever since abanadoning their cave) as there are 3,000 people behind them?

Why do visitors insist on touching walls in my home? The walls are to divide the rooms and support the ceiling and roof, not to support people. (If you want to be supported marry well, and play bottom). Oh and when will they be coming back to WASH the walls they make dirty?

Guess what? No one is special, chosen, above-the-law or the center of the universe, despite what their parents have taught them by comssion or omission.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Random acts of of kindness, compassion and forgiveness make the world go 'round! But still, the thought of doling-out a few choice back-handed slaps feels so good, don't it?

OOOOG BA, that was genius, and SOOOOOOOOO threapeutic.




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I nealry met my maker.

..I guess I should add a vehicle was stopped on the highway in the extreme left-hand lane (that's the passing and/or fast lane). Of course he was at the bottom af a small hill.

NO ONE saw him stopped there. My heart was in my mouth at 70 mph!

Why stop in the left lane? (And I dotn mean the left shoudler, either). Unless your engine seizes, please please please coast over the the right (slow)lane, or better yet the shoulder!

RANT OVBER!
 
I'm glad I'm easy-going and a joy to live with. As l

Why is it so difficult for people to activate their turn signals, and THEN step on the brakes? There are other drivers on the road, and it'd be nice to give us a clue as to what's going on in your little pin-head.

Why do people think it's their right to move my footstools or barstools? I put them where they are for a reason. Moving them is unnecessary.

If you'd like to rest your arms somewhere in my car, it's equipped with perfectly comfortable and serviceable armrests. Don't lean your sweaty arms against my nice, clean windows, you apes! In fact, never ever ever touch a window in my car or my home again. It really isn't required.

This IS fun.

Oh yeah -- the tables on my deck. I know you have to reach a little to set down and pick up your drink, but if you move your chair closer to the table, the dogs will walk between the chair and the table. Then the table will get knocked over and your drink will go crashing to the deck. That's why I put the tables and the chairs where they are, and that's why I want them where they are. I won't rearrange your furniture, and I'd be happier if you didn't rearrange mine.

People who scrape their teeth against forks or spoons need to be put out of my misery.

And above all, cell phones and text messaging should be for emergencies only. Like life-and-death emergencies. The world is not your private telephone booth.

Or your private ashtray. Don't throw your smoldering litter in my world.

-kevin
 
~Will we ever again see TV commercials in which men, and particularly fathers, aren't dumber than a box of rocks?

Why do I have to bloody see female products (at prime time) for every one of the limitless numbers of kitty's forever-unquenchable and varying needs? Can't these be mandated to be shown only during soap-opera hours?

How about a condom commerical AT PRIME-TIME?
These may save a life, avoid a nasty disease or two and avoid having an unwanted/unloved child come into the world to be abused.
 
Why do I have to bloody see female products (at prime time) for every one of the limitless numbers of kitty's forever-unquenchable and varying needs?

I couldn't agree more! That bitch Eve did it to us!
I pretty much think every woman knows about these things by now. So, who are they trying to target?
 
I couldn't agree more! That bitch Eve did it to us!

I couldn't agree more! That bitch Eve did it to us!
I pretty much think every woman knows about these things by now. So, who are they trying to target?

Totally agreed BA. By this time in our lives, we have decided which product to use and we are not going to suddenly change to another product (hmmm, a diaper like item or a telescope, with a mouse in it-your choice).

My rant for today is:

Why to real estate agents bring people to our house for a showing (thus making me clean like a maniac) when they are only interested in ranch or first floor master homes? This happened to me yesterday and it pissed me off. What an enormous waste of time.
 
why are the simplest things always BATTLES???

one rant today, my Manhattan NY branch, and some processors who don't quite get it.
Yesterday I notified them that one loan we had funding today STILL had open conditions that needed signing off.
As of 10am today, they are still not signed off, and the branch is arguing with me that its not their place to sign off, its underwriting...
The underwriter has been to my desk twice to look at them.
She says the branch can sign off...
So I ask the branch again to sign off and they argue more.
finally my patience runs out and I ask the processor to do something else for me: REMOVE HEAD FROM A**

In the meantime the borrower waits for their money...
 

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