The stupidest customer reviews

[joeekaitis]

Don't have the link handy . . .

 

. . . but a review of the Panasonic FlashXpress toaster oven said it was too dangerous for children to use because the cookware gets hot enough to cause second- or third-degree burns.

 

Uh, yeah.  No one said it's a microwave oven, and even if it was, you still need to use potholders.

 

Scariest of all, these people drive on the same roads as the rest of us.

 

[rinso]

This is a true story, from way back in the early 1950's, that most of the older folks in my small town swore was true. "A widow purchased a New Chevrolet equipped with PowerGlide automatic transmission. She used some of the money left by her late husband, who usually drove, as she couldn't drive a standard transmission. She brought it back within a week, claiming that it always bucks and sometimes stalls. The mechanics at the dealership could not duplicate the problem during numerous test drives. They decided to ride along while she drove, to see if there was something they were missing. The woman always showed up well-dressed, with lots of accessorizing. When she got in the car with the service manager in the passenger's seat, she started the car normally, backed it out of the parking space, put the shift lever in drive and while they were underway, she pulled the choke knob out and hung her purse on it."

 

[qsd-dan]

 she pulled the choke knob out and hung her purse on it.

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[joeekaitis]

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