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I had a great design for a 4-plex drive-in theater. Each screen showing a double feature with vintage intermission material in between. There would be one central projection/concession stand and 4 screens facing all around. Screen 1 would play G-PG family type shows and light comedy, Screen 2 would play PG-PG13 edgier comedy, drama, or chick flicks, Screen 3 would show PG-PG13 sci-fi/action/thriller and Screen 4 would show R horror/sci-fi/or action.

I wonder what screens would get the most business. The Milford DI here separates the family/light hearted films on screen 1 and the hard stuff on screen 2. Both screens get about the same size audience so it just might work.
 
what did you say?

Oh Lord forgive me for I am about to sin...

Quote: One feels deprived without it, but too much and---you're right---gag reflex....and stained clothes, to boot!

Who still has a gag reflex?

I couln't HELP myself you honor it was staring me

LOL ROLF LMAO

right in the face!
 
Macy's Window

oh really is that disguisting? LOL

Try this:

Ex lost hard contact lens in subway station. It landed near a pillar. Proceeded to pick it up, put in mouth to lube it up and clean it, and into the eye it went.

I literally heaved just witnessing it that day.
How is this A@@h - - e not blind?

For all our suburban and rural friends: Any gross action or body function a person can do---is done by the pillars in a subway station.

All of the above funtions discussed included.
 
Oh yeha we all do that!

I wear hard lenses too and you can lick em and stick em! LoL

I met a woman at the opticians I worked in once that never in fact cleaned hers, she just took them out at night, and put them on her bed side cabnet, then woke up, put them in her mouth to clean them and into her eye! - Not sure id do that myself but her eyes were fine! LoL

Taking your drinks into the Urinals with you - now thats grose, and yet Ill be stood there lined up at the troughs at university with all the other young lads, chatting away and thell be peeing, talkign and drinking! Grose!
 
Gross but necessary.

NEVER leave a drink un-attended, then get back to it!!

Gross? wait for this one...

1)Actually was invited to sit outside a bathroom stall while a young lady satisfied mother nature.... with a plate of cake on her lap and actually consumed it.

2) There is a magazine rack over the throne here at work. Do you actualy expect me to put that magazine in my bare lap after it has been on yours? EEEEEEWWWWW

3) Guy (bystander) caught girl making some guy happy with her mouth. Then bystander sees her proceed (just afterwards) to kiss a different guy!!!
 
I used to work as a teller and later, teller supervisor at a branch of (now) Wells Fargo bank downtown. The drive-in was across the street from the bank building so the pneumatic tubes ran for a long distance. We had cameras on the cars in the lanes and since the tubes had to travel back and forth a long distance at a very busy drive-in, customers had lots of time to kill while waiting. We had couples doing all sorts of things with each other, prostitues would walk into the lanes to change their unmentionables, every bodily function you can imagine including some feminie hygiene product demonstrations - all on camera and recorded for eternity on tape. What was so amazing was that the tellers had cameras on them as well and there was a TV screen the customer could view the tellers working inside - right below that was a very obvious camera pointed directly into the vehicle (or lane) they were in. The funniest one was a local news anchorman with a girl's head (not his wife's however) in his lap for several minutes (these type of banking transactions took much longer for the teller to process) who, in later years ran for congress. I don't remember who had a copy of that tape (we kept a copy for the department) but it would certainly have come in very handy during the campaign! Turns out, he wasn't the 'big stud' he played himself to be ;-)
 
toggleswitch---Actually, the gag reflex quote started with Venus (retromom), so you'll have to ask her, LOL!

gansky---Great story about the bank drive-thru; I'm also amazed at what people will do in public. Doesn't everyone realize they're on video wherever they go, these days? The person who watches security video at work finally sought me out said she appreciates me waving hello at the camera every morning when I enter the building!
 
I *HATE* those in-your-face cameras at bank drive-ins. It's one thing to have a security camera but I've seen some where the cam is mounted right on top of the tube machine about 1 foot away from you. It's called invasion of privacy. I'm not a terrorist, all I want to do is put money in the bank.
 
The cameras are there as much for your protection as the bank's, how else would they know the person doesn't match the ID presented, and if there was money withdrawn from your account by someone naughty, the video serves as rock-solid evidence against them in court and can aid considerably in discovering their true identity and lead to their capture much faster.
 
Candid camera

In this area the law requires a mirror in corner of elevator so entering passengers can be sure no one is lurking in the corner of the car/cab.

Most of the time it's a "2-way" mirror with a camera behind it. A friend who lives in a fancy co-op bldg says people don't know they are on camera and will fondle each-other, kiss, adjust undergarments. (fix wedgie) etc.

Makes for great reality television I suppose.
 
street cameras

Some cities here want to put (or have already) installed street cameras to INDISCRIMINATELY see who passes on the street.

I have hear that there is now technology that can compare "mug-shots" from a data base to just such images.

Scary huh?

IMHO, and as I have said before, like it or not with technology, we all live in glass houses now, so instead of getting embarassed that your do-dad is getting air (or should I say air-time by being broacast!) One must simply pee elegently and not fuss.
 
we have a club in london....

we have a club in london where the ladies and gents toilets back onto one another.

The block of urinals has a huge mirror behind them, and YES its a one way mirror terminating in the girls bathroom, so the ladies can kinda check out the good before they purchase so to speak, and the lads think there just stairing at the wall!
 
more bodily functions

When I first met Dennis, he was a humble janitor at Minneapolis/Saint Paul International Airpit. He did most of his work at the Humphrey charter terminal-away from the main airport.

So one day, he closes off one of the restrooms and cleans it top to bottom. After a while, when the floor was dry again, he went to take down the closed sign and do the final inspection. On the floor, next to the toilet in this perfectly clean restroom was a huge TURD. Nothing else had been disturbed at all. So of course he had to round up all his cohorts and show them and they all about died laughing.

It was really fun when he worked there. He and his co-worker Molly used to get their work done early, then take little naps in the jetways. People always ditch their porn and funny sex toys at the airport. The dispensers for those paper butt gaskets for the toilet seats are a great place to ditch your joints before getting on the airplane (thank you whoever!)

mrsalvo-don't think you can escape the stupidity of the general public in the appliance industry. People are the same all over.
Just last friday some really great customers of mine from Lahaina brought in their daughter and son in law (son-out-law more like) to buy a dryer. Saturday morning when I came in, there was a message on my phone machine saying that the dryer didn't work. I immediatly called them and said I would be out in the afternoon to take care of it. Same day service wasn't good enough for this guy though. He had to come down to the shop to call me a "f*&^ing Haole" to my face. Good thing Dennis was with me that day because this guy was going off in a real irrational way.

When I got to thier house later I found that there was no power at the outlet (which I suspected from the get-go) but of course I didn't get an apology. Turns out this guy has a bad reputation (which has a way of getting 'round on this island) and has spent time at Maui County Correctional Center. FREAK
 
Restrooms

I walked into a bar in Toronto, Canada and noticed every last patron was a guy. So I stupidly said out loud "Hmm, I wonder where all the ladies are" BEFORE The lights went on in my head... The bartender yells out, try the ladies' room. Well OK...

The men's room was a rest-room. The doorway next to it was marked "Ladies'. It was another exit to the street! Subtle, huh?

LOL OH BOY did I get the point quick!!!
 
Running the yellow-changing-to-red traffic signals is a chronic problem here (as everywhere) but we now have technology that photos the intersection, captures license plate numbers which is randomly monitored by big brother. If caught, you get a ticket in the mail. They say testing of this system will begin soon and to start, warnings will be mailed instead of tickets.

"Every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you..."
 

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