more bodily functions
When I first met Dennis, he was a humble janitor at Minneapolis/Saint Paul International Airpit. He did most of his work at the Humphrey charter terminal-away from the main airport.
So one day, he closes off one of the restrooms and cleans it top to bottom. After a while, when the floor was dry again, he went to take down the closed sign and do the final inspection. On the floor, next to the toilet in this perfectly clean restroom was a huge TURD. Nothing else had been disturbed at all. So of course he had to round up all his cohorts and show them and they all about died laughing.
It was really fun when he worked there. He and his co-worker Molly used to get their work done early, then take little naps in the jetways. People always ditch their porn and funny sex toys at the airport. The dispensers for those paper butt gaskets for the toilet seats are a great place to ditch your joints before getting on the airplane (thank you whoever!)
mrsalvo-don't think you can escape the stupidity of the general public in the appliance industry. People are the same all over.
Just last friday some really great customers of mine from Lahaina brought in their daughter and son in law (son-out-law more like) to buy a dryer. Saturday morning when I came in, there was a message on my phone machine saying that the dryer didn't work. I immediatly called them and said I would be out in the afternoon to take care of it. Same day service wasn't good enough for this guy though. He had to come down to the shop to call me a "f*&^ing Haole" to my face. Good thing Dennis was with me that day because this guy was going off in a real irrational way.
When I got to thier house later I found that there was no power at the outlet (which I suspected from the get-go) but of course I didn't get an apology. Turns out this guy has a bad reputation (which has a way of getting 'round on this island) and has spent time at Maui County Correctional Center. FREAK
