This is hilarious!!!
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So that's why it's now Wonka.
OMG ROFL
Apparently Mr. Wilhelm Vonker wanted to Anglicize his name, upon relocation to the English-speaking world.
It was briefly spelled "Wan---" but that proved to be causing too many reactions.
OMG ROFL
Apparently Mr. Wilhelm Vonker wanted to Anglicize his name, upon relocation to the English-speaking world.
It was briefly spelled "Wan---" but that proved to be causing too many reactions.
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again. The local paper read...
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another
race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give
it to a nun in a nearby convent The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that
she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for
$10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered
the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE Alas, the Bishop was buried the
next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself, take
care of your ass, and enjoy life, stop worrying about everyone else's
ass and you'll live longer and be a lot happier!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again. The local paper read...
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another
race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give
it to a nun in a nearby convent The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that
she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for
$10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered
the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE Alas, the Bishop was buried the
next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself, take
care of your ass, and enjoy life, stop worrying about everyone else's
ass and you'll live longer and be a lot happier!
Hello:
I'm relatively new here and haven't had much to say so far. But Wishywashy, for you, I suggest that you go immediately to You Tube and search out "The Washers We Love and More" by Unimatic. Watch it. Nothing more needs to be said.
I hope I'm not breaking any rules by mentioning the site. I found the video during a random search and just loved it!
Thanks.
Bruce
I'm relatively new here and haven't had much to say so far. But Wishywashy, for you, I suggest that you go immediately to You Tube and search out "The Washers We Love and More" by Unimatic. Watch it. Nothing more needs to be said.
I hope I'm not breaking any rules by mentioning the site. I found the video during a random search and just loved it!
Thanks.
Bruce
WELCOME
The biggest rule here is be nice and be kind, be patient.
The rest are rather logical, reasaonalbe and what you'd expect them to be.
The biggest rule here is be nice and be kind, be patient.
The rest are rather logical, reasaonalbe and what you'd expect them to be.
pturo
New member
In this forum, if I can speak for the group, we expect your
Ass to be as firmly commited as your mouth, when speaking about the holy grail washers herin.
Ass to be as firmly commited as your mouth, when speaking about the holy grail washers herin.
70series
Well-known member
I am a relatively new member, only 1 month old.
It is most unfortunate that this took place in a community where everybody gets along so well.
I agree with Robert (Unimatic1140), about deleting this thread. At the very least, it should be moved to the Super Forum, where it can be slowly buried under newer threads, and die quietly, as it will not be archived.
Then harmony can be resumed fully.
Peace And Good Cheer,
James
It is most unfortunate that this took place in a community where everybody gets along so well.
I agree with Robert (Unimatic1140), about deleting this thread. At the very least, it should be moved to the Super Forum, where it can be slowly buried under newer threads, and die quietly, as it will not be archived.
Then harmony can be resumed fully.
Peace And Good Cheer,
James
westyslantfront
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Hi James. Welcome to the club. We are a GREAT group!!!!
Look forward to seeing your postings.
Ross
Look forward to seeing your postings.
Ross
pturo
New member
Sometimes, almost never, on this site we seem to color outside the lines with our liberal speech, but then tea always at 3 sharp redeems us from aforementioned or alluded imagery that only becomes us much later in the hours after cocktails, like we were wearing leather jockstaps under our tea gowns.
pturo
New member
Sorry for unintentional swearing in the above threads. I think I called the original poster an "asshole" when I meant "astronaut". My bad typo. Darn this keyboard.
Wait, some of the members/posters are gay? You'll have to be much more obviously flamboyant, please. And could any African-American posters/members please write only in Ebonics so we can easily identify you? The Hispanic folks will have to post a Cuban, Mexican, Puerto Rican or whatever flag with each post as well.
This really is hilarious. I have so much fun reading all the posts. It is nice to see that part of the past is being preserved not by some museum where they become useless but by folks who truly love the machines and use them regularly.
This really is hilarious. I have so much fun reading all the posts. It is nice to see that part of the past is being preserved not by some museum where they become useless but by folks who truly love the machines and use them regularly.
"Campy" washers and dryers?
Hmm, I'm going out on a limb but Mr Wishy perhaps you might want use proper English before posting something this stupid. Now perhaps the education system in Alberta is a bit screwy, but I for one would be willing to contribute a few bucks to get this knuckle dragger a thesaurus.
Some of us aren't totally gay, nor do we go on the site much, but its a little curious, why you would want to spend your time posting, just so you could see everyone inform you of your stupidity. I'd guess you are the one in the closet dude.
Your ignorant post did prove one point, Hooked On Phonics does work for ages 4 and up. Have a nice night asshole.
Hmm, I'm going out on a limb but Mr Wishy perhaps you might want use proper English before posting something this stupid. Now perhaps the education system in Alberta is a bit screwy, but I for one would be willing to contribute a few bucks to get this knuckle dragger a thesaurus.
Some of us aren't totally gay, nor do we go on the site much, but its a little curious, why you would want to spend your time posting, just so you could see everyone inform you of your stupidity. I'd guess you are the one in the closet dude.
Your ignorant post did prove one point, Hooked On Phonics does work for ages 4 and up. Have a nice night asshole.
Compassion available in aisle #3. cheap!
Just remember everyone, anger hurts the person experiencing it, not the other party to whom it is directed.
Also it is said that any energy we give out comes back in multiples.
Perhaps it is better to say "I bless you, but I bless you away from me." The more attention we give this person, the more he enjoys it. The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy. So to withold love, perhaps it is just best to ignore.
Personally to the original poster/ originator of this thread, I say "Come back when you can behave. You will be accepted."
Just remember everyone, anger hurts the person experiencing it, not the other party to whom it is directed.
Also it is said that any energy we give out comes back in multiples.
Perhaps it is better to say "I bless you, but I bless you away from me." The more attention we give this person, the more he enjoys it. The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy. So to withold love, perhaps it is just best to ignore.
Personally to the original poster/ originator of this thread, I say "Come back when you can behave. You will be accepted."
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