Just when you thought eBay auctions could not get anymore bizarre, someone steps up to the plate with this:
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Don't worry Launderess... the men in white **unstained** coats are waiting for you... LOL!!!
Great find, but, uhm, kinda disgusting
Thanks for the laugh,
Jon
Great find, but, uhm, kinda disgusting
Thanks for the laugh,
Jon
Was looking
For soaps in the "Soap and Detergent" section of fleaBay.
Launderess
For soaps in the "Soap and Detergent" section of fleaBay.
Launderess
At least it's a trendy brand of garment.
OMG I SO LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY OUT LOUD!
There was a TV news show that discussed this particular type of collectors' hobby. All the rage in some circles apparently.
Seems the gov't is not too happy to have these substances being mailed on this type of cotton carrier. But Uncle Sam probably can't say much because a legit. medical lab SENDS BACK TO YOU your own mailed-in stool sample. This collection of specimens, it seems, is tamer by comparison.
Apparently the advantage here is never having to do laundry, and generating a constant stream of money to buy new drawers.
I suppose my capitalistic side is not that strong these days. How rich could we all get if this took off?
NAH!
OMG I SO LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY OUT LOUD!
There was a TV news show that discussed this particular type of collectors' hobby. All the rage in some circles apparently.
Seems the gov't is not too happy to have these substances being mailed on this type of cotton carrier. But Uncle Sam probably can't say much because a legit. medical lab SENDS BACK TO YOU your own mailed-in stool sample. This collection of specimens, it seems, is tamer by comparison.
Apparently the advantage here is never having to do laundry, and generating a constant stream of money to buy new drawers.
I suppose my capitalistic side is not that strong these days. How rich could we all get if this took off?
NAH!
Where's the Clorox?
Rick R
Quote: How did you ever,
come across THAT??
That's a personal type question there ain't it?
LOL LOL LOL
Rick R
Quote: How did you ever,
come across THAT??
That's a personal type question there ain't it?
LOL LOL LOL
Anyway,...what's the best way to get out such stains.....oops forgot this was a public forum LOL
stain removal
Mother used to encourage washing with us (in the shower) these garments with ordianry bar soap. There was a place to hang these things in the boiler room to dry. We were then encouraged to stick these dry items in the laundry bin, for a thorough proper machine wash.
We also got instructions (I KID YOU NOT) in our teen years to use a washcloth and soap on the posterior between daily showers to prevent skid-marks. Now of course, we have wipes and Europe has bidets.
I must say these instruction sessions made for some indelible memories.
Mother used to encourage washing with us (in the shower) these garments with ordianry bar soap. There was a place to hang these things in the boiler room to dry. We were then encouraged to stick these dry items in the laundry bin, for a thorough proper machine wash.
We also got instructions (I KID YOU NOT) in our teen years to use a washcloth and soap on the posterior between daily showers to prevent skid-marks. Now of course, we have wipes and Europe has bidets.
I must say these instruction sessions made for some indelible memories.
Kevinpreston3
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This auction will be yanked in my opinion...
this is not allowed on the EBAY site. I am surprised it has been on there this long.
I have seen used socks, smelly high heeled shoes, and one idiot tried to sell his, well, you know, in a bottle, and was shut down.
There is no end to the perverted and unhinged. What a loser.
this is not allowed on the EBAY site. I am surprised it has been on there this long.
I have seen used socks, smelly high heeled shoes, and one idiot tried to sell his, well, you know, in a bottle, and was shut down.
There is no end to the perverted and unhinged. What a loser.
bye bye auction.
Quote: This auction will be yanked in my opinion...
I'm so sure something is getting yanked.
Quote: This auction will be yanked in my opinion...
I'm so sure something is getting yanked.
vendor satisfaction.
This story has a happy ending.
Check out the seller's rating in the below link.
Looks like all his clients end up satisfied
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This story has a happy ending.
Check out the seller's rating in the below link.
Looks like all his clients end up satisfied
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Hey!
I run a very clean establishment!
I'm always on the scrounge for old Fel's or Lux soap but can you imagine how shocked I was seeing that auction! Have sit sitting at my computer and seen some daft auctions, but that takes the award gall,running,jumping and standng.
Yes it probably will be pulled, but the man has a decent feedback rating. Have noted his name to make sure one never buys anything from him.
Laundering danties in the shower.
"Good girls" were taught for ages to do this, or launder your underthings in the sink before going to bed. Hence all those scenes in films and such of women's bathrooms showing danties drying over shower rods. Who can forget Richard Dryfeuss in "The Good-Bye Girl", saying in perfect stacatto "I don't like panties hanging in the shower" Woolite and all sorts of fine wash detergents were invented for laundering hand laundry in a basin. Convents,boarding schools, sorority houses any place that had lots of women, one could count on seeing various undergarments dripping dry in showers or near beds.
The rason for all this palaver, is that undergarments due to being worn so close to the body, absorb oils, sweat and other body secretions. Allowing these substances to sit until wash day would cause the yellowing one commonly sees on pillow cases and other items that come in close contact with the body's oils, but are not laundered frequently.
Growing up had a girl in my class from Haiti, and she and her sister were taught the same thing by their mother. This practice is even in the book "Home Comforts"
Now if you really want to get grossed out, remember that until modern sanitary napkins were invented, women used cloth wadded up into pads attached to a sanitary belt. Those cloths were always laundered by hand, by the lady herself. This was usually done in the basement or scullery in secret and some would say shame. Even high born ladies had to do this chore themselves. Oh yes, these sanis were usually made at home, either by hand or machine sewing.
Launderess
I run a very clean establishment!
I'm always on the scrounge for old Fel's or Lux soap but can you imagine how shocked I was seeing that auction! Have sit sitting at my computer and seen some daft auctions, but that takes the award gall,running,jumping and standng.
Yes it probably will be pulled, but the man has a decent feedback rating. Have noted his name to make sure one never buys anything from him.
Laundering danties in the shower.
"Good girls" were taught for ages to do this, or launder your underthings in the sink before going to bed. Hence all those scenes in films and such of women's bathrooms showing danties drying over shower rods. Who can forget Richard Dryfeuss in "The Good-Bye Girl", saying in perfect stacatto "I don't like panties hanging in the shower" Woolite and all sorts of fine wash detergents were invented for laundering hand laundry in a basin. Convents,boarding schools, sorority houses any place that had lots of women, one could count on seeing various undergarments dripping dry in showers or near beds.
The rason for all this palaver, is that undergarments due to being worn so close to the body, absorb oils, sweat and other body secretions. Allowing these substances to sit until wash day would cause the yellowing one commonly sees on pillow cases and other items that come in close contact with the body's oils, but are not laundered frequently.
Growing up had a girl in my class from Haiti, and she and her sister were taught the same thing by their mother. This practice is even in the book "Home Comforts"
Now if you really want to get grossed out, remember that until modern sanitary napkins were invented, women used cloth wadded up into pads attached to a sanitary belt. Those cloths were always laundered by hand, by the lady herself. This was usually done in the basement or scullery in secret and some would say shame. Even high born ladies had to do this chore themselves. Oh yes, these sanis were usually made at home, either by hand or machine sewing.
Launderess
Dishyjohn79
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2 points!
Ok 2 points, There are loads of these auctions on ebay, true, ones like this are pulled if found, but theres SO many auction that often they get thru. Did you know that you are allowed to sell stuff like this on ebay as long as you put in the advert that thay will be cleaned to ebay standards! lOl
Togglebaby, im intreagued with your washng youyr pants in the shower, how does that work then, do you shower in your pants then run them down with soad while still wearing them? Or take them off first???
Let me know! - Do you not have Bidet in the US?
Ok 2 points, There are loads of these auctions on ebay, true, ones like this are pulled if found, but theres SO many auction that often they get thru. Did you know that you are allowed to sell stuff like this on ebay as long as you put in the advert that thay will be cleaned to ebay standards! lOl
Togglebaby, im intreagued with your washng youyr pants in the shower, how does that work then, do you shower in your pants then run them down with soad while still wearing them? Or take them off first???
Let me know! - Do you not have Bidet in the US?
Dog gone, I missed that one!
I just wished that I had the chance to see what it was..........
I just wished that I had the chance to see what it was..........
Kevinpreston3
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Other EBAY Standards....
Here is a laugh...my wife absolutely hated this one.
Quite a while ago, my wife wanted to snap a "cute" pic of me in my underwear, God knows why. So of course I ruined it for her as I saw here sneakily try to snap it so I quickly put on my "perverted guy" expression.
When I saw the digital picture, it was so perverse I had to laugh. So I took it into a graphics program.
The result was (and mind you this was pre-Austin Powers) I placed a huge starburst over the underwear portion, so it made it appear I was nude behind the starburst. Inside the starburst it said "Help Me! Still looking for Eldon Slot Cars!" and it became my huge picture for my EBAY "About Me" web page.
It was there for months, then one day I get this form email "Pictures containing obscene or vulgar material are not allowed on About Me Profiles".
I thought it was funny that you can sell your smell socks on EBAY, but you can't have some leering guy with a starburst covering his privates. Then again, even I found the picture horrific!
Here is a laugh...my wife absolutely hated this one.
Quite a while ago, my wife wanted to snap a "cute" pic of me in my underwear, God knows why. So of course I ruined it for her as I saw here sneakily try to snap it so I quickly put on my "perverted guy" expression.
When I saw the digital picture, it was so perverse I had to laugh. So I took it into a graphics program.
The result was (and mind you this was pre-Austin Powers) I placed a huge starburst over the underwear portion, so it made it appear I was nude behind the starburst. Inside the starburst it said "Help Me! Still looking for Eldon Slot Cars!" and it became my huge picture for my EBAY "About Me" web page.
It was there for months, then one day I get this form email "Pictures containing obscene or vulgar material are not allowed on About Me Profiles".
I thought it was funny that you can sell your smell socks on EBAY, but you can't have some leering guy with a starburst covering his privates. Then again, even I found the picture horrific!
Rags
Clean up four act..your Aunt Flo' is coming to town..
Typical wasteful American. I just assumed these would be thrown out, not washed out.
Bidets: These were poplar with certain groups here (read: snooty) INHO no longer in fashion.
Clean up four act..your Aunt Flo' is coming to town..
Typical wasteful American. I just assumed these would be thrown out, not washed out.
Bidets: These were poplar with certain groups here (read: snooty) INHO no longer in fashion.
pants
Dishy..dish:
We use "pants" to mean trousers, but panties are undergarments.
Now what was the question...
Ah.. washng one's "pants".
Either way really. Much more fun to wash while wearing when saving water (showering with a friend). Brings more drama to their final removal.
They also tend to be snatched-up (don't you LOVE that word?) less frequently when clean!
Dishy..dish:
We use "pants" to mean trousers, but panties are undergarments.
Now what was the question...
Ah.. washng one's "pants".
Either way really. Much more fun to wash while wearing when saving water (showering with a friend). Brings more drama to their final removal.
They also tend to be snatched-up (don't you LOVE that word?) less frequently when clean!
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