Thread Title: "I am not Gay" or Just Desserts or Tappy McHappy Pants

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Oh heck, I remember seeing used condoms on the playground at my grammar school in Connecticut... didn't know what they were at the time, but recall a teacher being visibly upset at the sight. Also recall swimming in the beach one late summer, and my brother and I recall seeing strange "jellyfish" floating in the water. When my mom saw what they were, she yanked us out of the water real quick. She said we all got sick after that, I don't recall. But in those days there was a lot of pollution - barges used to dump their trash right into the ocean, and unfortunately Long Island Sound isn't big enough to deal with it.

As far as restroom sex goes, I agree that it's inappropriate and an inconvenience to those who simply want to attend to more mundane bodily functions. I don't understand why the practice persists in these days when just about anything is legal - but then I guess some people get an extra kick out of doing it in an illicit way, regardless of orientation. Ever heard of the "mile high club"? I doubt that kind of activity is quite legal, either. And a lot of boss's desks have probably seen more than just rubber stamps.
 


"The kitchen table may be cleaner for the couple getting frisky, but probably not for the next group dining."

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Waiter: Special Sauce with your burger?

*urp*
 
Burger Queen. Home of the Whopper.

Hold my pickle,
scratch her lettuce,
special orders don't upset us,
all we ask is that you let us
serve it you way!

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Come in and get some.

Busboy! I need this table washed!
Got any Clorox or "Chlorahex"?

DON'T USE THE PROVIDED DENTAL FLOSS unless it is in a dispenser!

Methinks the senator is TOAST!
 
~It's all based on hate and fear. Straight men are encouraged to fear being approached by a gay man, that's why so many times gay men have been bashed or murdered when they have made a pass at a homophobe.

I believe every straight man should spend a night in a gay bar (when in his early 20's). See what it is like to be hit upon repeatedly for hours when you are not interested, and you are outnumbered and powerless. I'm guessing cat-calls on the street and other rude and obnoxious gestures towards women 50 leagues above (as well as in their own) class and category would cease.

The "hey baby" and "mira mommi" and "psssst" and horn-hinking are ridiculous overall, but especially when the do-er is a past-prime troll-from-hell-in-the-making.

If the senator wants to look into cracks, he should be sure Oprah (that was a whole lotta crack at one time)is not around and he is not in a men's lu.
 
or better yet if the women were to beat the living H - E- double- hockey-sticks out of the men making advanes they'd learn a lesson or two about diplomacy and tact genlt rejection when THEY get an advance made towards them.
 
Craiging

I'm sorry I didn't find this thread earlier! I'm glad Craig got popped. Those holier than god closeted homophobes are responsible for countless teen gay suicides by their refusal to admit what they are and actively fight against rights fr Gays and Lesbians. I hope Craig pays, big time!
However, I am shocked that this entrapment still goes on. For a police officer to sit in a mensroom all day, entrapping men and arresting them, well, the great shame of society is this ongoing device of policing morality.
I don't think CRAIGING in public mensrooms is the healthiest activity but at least the craigers are consenting adults. It is a victimless crime and the situtations that force men into this activity need to be repaired.
 
Once you have had the best, is there any going back to secon

What was that old classic movie with Al Pacino in it called? He plays an undercover cop that partakes of "the lifestyle" 24/7 for a few months. It was set in NYC-- was it "Cruising?" It is interesting to see that by the end how --if you'll pardon the expression-- it sucks him in.

Maybe so many fear "the lifestyle" because "once in it, you are hooked." *LOL* Perhaps the masses still do believe it is learned behavior rather than innate. Either that or they see that part which is innate in themselves.

-Ditch the *itch and switch.
-Give me 22 minutes and I'll give you the world. (NYC news station motto/logo).
-You know the basic moves; let me teach you how to REALLY have fun.

No one is purely straight, gay or bi. Lovely in theory, but no dice. Life is a continuum, not pigeon-hole categories. If nearly every other attribute in life is distributed on a normal statistcial bell-curve, it becomes difficult to argue that sexuality is --if you will pardon the expression, again-- bi-polar.
 
CRAIGING

(Inspired by ha_asfan's posting above and by Unimatic's nickname for the "Gentleman from Idaho." Feel free to pass this on; maybe we can make history here by adding a new word to the English Language!!)

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craig·ing /'crɛg-ɪŋ/ verb, slang. The practice by closet-homosexuals of lurking in public toilets seeking sexual encounters.

[Origin: 2007; after Sen. Larry Craig, R. Idaho (a/k/a Tappy McHappy Pants), arrested for soliciting an undercover vice officer in a public men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

--Synonyms: cruising, loitering, trolling, enticing, meat-marketing

--Noun: craiger
 
holier than god closeted homophobes

I have been following this thread for a while. It seems to me that Craig has been caught in the very net that was thrown to ensnare "the men your mother warned you about." It does seem to be entrapment yet at the same time it is by their own making.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
 
I don't know why, but the thing that bothers me is the way Craig kept repeating "I am not gay, I never have been gay." Being a Senator delivering a fairly serious message, I would think he would use the more formal term of "homosexual" instead. The term "gay" takes on a flippant and almost derogatory tone in the context in which Craig uses it. It just goes to show what a simpleton Craig really is.

As far as toilet sex goes, I have never understood it. For that matter, cars, bushes, or any other venue that doesn't provide the comforts of home would be a deal breaker for me. I like to say to each his own, but using a public restroom to get off encroaches upon those who are using it for its designated purpose. I can't relate and never will. How could anyone like Craig feel that what they do in a public bathroom is less "perverted" than two men sharing a comfortable bed with appropriate lighting and all the necessary accessories within easy reach? There is no greater contrast than that between the civilized intimacy of a bedroom and the grunt level desperation of a public restroom. Mr. Craig is a huge pervert compared to any of the homosexual men he supposedly despises. Good riddance to yet another Republican hypocrite, and let's hope the housecleaning and outing continues to cleanse Capitol Hill of these jokers.
 
Breaking News:

MSNBC and Keith Olbermann just reported that hypocrite,homophobe Sen. Larry Craig has reconsidered his decision to resign.

Unbelievable,looks like another 2008 Dem pickup!
 
Keeping up appearances.....It's BOUQUET, dear.

Despite all evidence to the contrary...........
I'M NOT GAY and the pope ain't cat-lick.

Perhaps if homosexuals were afforded ALL the rights and priviledges of straights (including marraige) same would not feel the need to hide behind their wives apron strings, and flatly refuse to deny (to themselves, even) what is the reality of the situation. In the end it's possible that his AND HER life are ruined.

54 % were married and living with their wives,
38 % did not consider themselves homosexual or bisexual, and only
14 % identified themselves as openly gay.
(Total exceeds 100%. Categories appear to overlap).

Truly truly I say unto you, the married ones are the most desperate and engage in the most risky behaviors. They honestly believe the universe will protect them from all thing those poor unfortunate low-life homos get and endure. (Social stigma included.)

Maybe the Greco-Romans (before Christianity) had it right. Sexuality (and homosexuality) IN EVERYONE was an accepted part of life.

IMHO, Holier-than-thou in the front and sleezier-than-thou in the rear is so ridiculous in this puraitanical place of ours.
 
Craig

Okay, so I have been away sailing. Is there any more information "out" (about Craig) than that "interview" he had with the cop? I mean, do we know anything else about his "nefarious" activities? The reason I ask is that I listened to the transcript, while reading the transcript, and got disgusted with the cop, not Sen. Craig. Is that it? That's what we are judging him on, that interview? What am I missing? Based on the interview, I think his biggest crime was thinking he could talk to a cop - but as a politician, one can find oneself in a no win predicament.
I have hard his is a gay basher - and that is a problem, but I can't figure out what the interview proves. Do you all believe the cop?
 
Craig Clarification

What I mean is - I am going to conclude nothing because someone was under investigation - he was mentioned in the 1982 Tube as being named in an investigation - but what ever came of it? Anti-gay talk is not okay, but what "evidence" is there that allows us to conclude, "if he smells like a duck" (see above), etc. Most of you are probably right, intuitively or whatever - that he is a closeted abuser -- but where is the evidence?
It is frustating for me, always, when political spin just soars without need of facts. Again, what did I miss?
Surely it is not okay to just make assumptions about people.
 
Craiging

As far as craiging goes, it's been happening for years and will most likely continue to happen....as long as the sign on the door says "MEN", you can expect a lot of customers. Not to make light of a sad facet of society, the reality is this: society needs to reform so that we can all live peacefully as what and whom we are without the need for mensroom sex. Why do they call the mensroom on a ship the "head"?
 

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