Who Cleans Up After Me?

[laundryshark]

Even as a bachelor, I still manage to get the housework done with help from Mr. Clean, Dawn, and their cousin, Swiffer. I believe this is probably Mr. Clean's second marriage to Dawn. Joy was most likely his first. And if I really wanted additional help with the floors, I can also count on the "Cleanup Twins," [Spic and Span].--Laundry Shark, Who looks forward to moving into his new tank

 

[toggleswitch]

Sign seen in a business' lunchroom:
"Yo' momma don't work here, so pick up after yourself!"

Sign seen in men's room:
"We aim to please. You aim TOO please!"

Or as the parental-units / DNA donors used to say:
Leave it as and where you found it! (or better!)

 

[drewz]

You mean like:

Welcome to Our ool!

If you notice there is no p in it and we would like to keep this way!

 

[cleanfresh]

laundryshark...

and you know it's no SECRET that MR. CLEAN dated a woman named PRELL before he met JOY or DAWN. He and PRELL would ALWAYS drive out to the COAST to watch the TIDE roll in. One could understand him being attracted to her, she could easily have been a COVER GIRL, if she had wanted to. I mean she really had a pretty HEAD AND SHOULDERS. Personally, I was glad to see MR. CLEAN decide to marry and not just BOUNCE from woman to woman. Isn't it wonderful when someone marries for love and not personal GAIN?

 

[danemodsandy]

And Another:

"Sign seen in men's room:
'We aim to please. You aim TOO please!'"

Also seen:

"STAND CLOSE- The Next Guy May Be Barefoot."

 

[frigilux]

Speaking of "the next guy may be barefoot"....

I've been in many highway wayside restrooms and those in bars across the midwest. I've seen damp spots around urinals, OK?

But I have never seen such a mess as the floor under the urinals at Jackpot Junction, a casino I frequent. The first time I thought it was a fluke---but no; I hate going in there even WITH shoes on! Men who gamble have no sense of aim, apparantly. Or maybe they supersititously pee on the floor for luck. Whatever, it's GROSS.

 

[toggleswitch]

Some of us guys just have to stand further back or it would bang on the back of ...oh nevermind.

Aetually when we all get to be that age it may be just as atrophied, shrivelled and leaky.

(ducks and runs)

 

[washertalk]

O.K. I have opened the door and walked into the lowest thread on AW.org and now I'm turning around and leaving.
Feeling dirty but not soiled.

 

[cleanfresh]

No! No! No!

Did you all not read laundryshark's post? This thread was supposed to be about having fun with P&G brands(smile). But somehow it has descended into a discussion about smelly urinals. All I can say is YUK!!!

 

[filterflo]

Mama Mia
Come A See A
Papa Pia
On The Floor

 

[frigilux]

Sorry! I have to shoulder the blame for the direction this thread took.

And now, back to our sponsor.....

 

[frigilux]

Sorry! I have to shoulder the blame for the direction this thread took.

And now, back to our sponsor.....

 

[frigilux]

Jeez...should I try for three? I'm outta here before I cause any more trouble, LOL!

 

[laundryshark]

And What About Colorful Miss Clairol!?

I'm surprised Ol Mr. Clean did not hang out with her, as she was rather Nice 'n Easy. After all, one would think Natural Instincts played a role. There! Had to CASCADE you all with loads of good CHEER!.--Laundry Shark

 

[andrewinorlando]

I think I just lost my DISH DROPS!!

 

[abcomatic]

I wonder if peach THRILL threw a LIFEBOUY to liquid HANDY ANDY when he was drowning on top of the wavey CREST in OCEANS OF SUDS as the TIDE was coming in along the COAST? I guess he just had good LUXS as he was WISKED away to the hospital by ALL of the AMERICAN FAMLIES that were there.

 

[cleanfresh]

Miss Clairol?

I forgot about her. Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't hang out with her, too. Last I heard, she was working at the old PANTENE theater down on CHARMIN St. She was heartbroken over some AUSSIE with a BOUNTY on his head who had just dumped her for someone else. Her friends tried to warn her that he was trouble, something about an evil GLEEM in his eye, but it never seemed to DAWN on her that he was bad news. Miss Clairol became really depressed over this guy and was beginning to lose her ZEST for living. I feel, she needs to get a new focus and not just SCOPE out men all the time. She deserves a man who will appreciate her and treat her right. A man who PAMPERS her and showers her with tender, LOVING CARE. This will surely SAFEGUARD her from getting hurt again. And the saga continues....