PLAY-DOH In Trouble Over Phalic Extruder

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This is no surprise in a land that once prohibited dragging your chair across the floor on Sundays. Because if it was a dirt floor, it would create a furrow, and furrows are the result of plowing, which is a part of farming, and farming is work and one is not allowed to work on the Sabbath.

 
 
Sudsmaster, how can anyone reason with such extraordinary reasoning. Are you sure it was only because the 'furrows' alluded to work? I would have thought that the 'furrow' could also have eluded to the female anatomy. A rudimentary and lustful depiction of that special place between a woman's thighs perhaps? What if the floor wasn't made of dirt and the chair left a skid mark? What depiction could that have alluded to?
 
IF....

....People are so worried that the innocence of children will be corrupted by this extruder, why do I see so many pre-teens dressed so provocatively? Maybe it's easier for their moms to whine publicly about extruders than it is to fight the necessary battles with little Sally to get her to put on some respectable clothing?

Of course, if you really want to mess up a kid, bring them up on a steady diet of Disney videos, where you only count if you're a beautiful princess in love with a eunuch prince who does everything you tell him to, preferably through magic instead of hard work.
 
So what about what it looks like

"another woman said she's going to let her daughter play with it and hopefully she'll lose interest in it by the time she's old enough to realize what it looks like." 

She is nuts right?  Hopefully?  So what happens if she doesn't lose interest? So why lose interest in what it looks like.  So it might look like something... so what? It looks like the burners in my gas heater too and I am not ready to do anything with them!  so what? Personally I don't think it looks anything like what these people think it does. It's a vague look.  If your mind is not developed enough to think about it and your are not old enough to have the hormones surging,  then so what.

Where are the objectionable comments from men?  What did men have to say about this childs play doh extruder?

 

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