Litter Box Cookies
Seeing as how Halloween is coming, this recipe might be of interest to the party-throwers among us who have yet to experience it. Also good for April Fools Day. I've made both the chocolate and gingerbread recipes and honestly, while they are edible, they're not irresistible and are more useful for shock value. I prefer the gingerbread as the chocolate ones are really bland and flat. Some of the optional mix-ins might improve flavor. I have never used them.
Gingerbread:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter, softened
1 egg
2-1/3 cups whole wheat flour
Pinch of spice: ginger, cinnamon, cloves
1 large box Grape Nuts (or store brand) cereal
Chocolate:
Same as above except:
Increase honey amount to 1/2 cup and eliminate molasses
Substitute 1/3 cup cocoa powder for 1/3 cup whole wheat flour
Instead of spices, use 1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
Optional Mix-Ins:
Coconut (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Chopped peanuts
Corn
Cooked spaghetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)
Microwave honey until it bubbles, about one minute. Add the butter, molasses (if any), and egg. Mix well. Add remaining ingredients including optional mix-ins until desired blend is reached.
Chill one hour in freezer or several hours in refrigerator.
Roll dough into logs of random length and shape in the appropriate diameter of cat turds. Roll in cereal to coat.
Bake on cookie sheet at 350 until done, 10 to 15 minutes.
Serve in disposable cat litter box on a bed of Grape Nuts with a cat litter scoop (I think I got those items cheap at Big Lots or similar discount store). You can add special effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. A great addition to a Halloween party table that has been decorated with plastic flies.
Seeing as how Halloween is coming, this recipe might be of interest to the party-throwers among us who have yet to experience it. Also good for April Fools Day. I've made both the chocolate and gingerbread recipes and honestly, while they are edible, they're not irresistible and are more useful for shock value. I prefer the gingerbread as the chocolate ones are really bland and flat. Some of the optional mix-ins might improve flavor. I have never used them.
Gingerbread:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter, softened
1 egg
2-1/3 cups whole wheat flour
Pinch of spice: ginger, cinnamon, cloves
1 large box Grape Nuts (or store brand) cereal
Chocolate:
Same as above except:
Increase honey amount to 1/2 cup and eliminate molasses
Substitute 1/3 cup cocoa powder for 1/3 cup whole wheat flour
Instead of spices, use 1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
Optional Mix-Ins:
Coconut (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Chopped peanuts
Corn
Cooked spaghetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)
Microwave honey until it bubbles, about one minute. Add the butter, molasses (if any), and egg. Mix well. Add remaining ingredients including optional mix-ins until desired blend is reached.
Chill one hour in freezer or several hours in refrigerator.
Roll dough into logs of random length and shape in the appropriate diameter of cat turds. Roll in cereal to coat.
Bake on cookie sheet at 350 until done, 10 to 15 minutes.
Serve in disposable cat litter box on a bed of Grape Nuts with a cat litter scoop (I think I got those items cheap at Big Lots or similar discount store). You can add special effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. A great addition to a Halloween party table that has been decorated with plastic flies.