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Penrith is a suburb of Sydney, Mardi Gras territory. Maybe that's what the sign is warning of???

"The Place To Be" is the slogan on the number plates for Victoria, the state where I live.

If that's what happens in Penrith, it's no wonder so many Victorians are moving up north. And I thought it was the warmer weather...

Chris.
 
I love Australia. Must visit. Former Brit colony how bad can

*LOL*

Too funny.
Luckily I remember that the equator (as in warmth for you) is north for us it's south!

For us, the sunny windows are south and the constant even light is from north. Must be reverse by you.

Ditto seasons. Christmas in summer? Way cool!

Thanks for the info!
 
Stupid jokes

Somewhere I have several of these "Boudreaux & Thibodeaux jokes. ESPECIALLY funny when your hearing someone speak like that and your snockered.
Here's one I got today at work:

Two Cajun commercial fishermen, Boudreaux & Thibodeaux went out in the Gulf
of Mexico fishing. They were gone a couple of months.
On their return, they noticed a Taco Bell had been built while they were
away.
Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "Look at dat, we not gone no time
and dem Mexicans done come over here and built a telephone company!"
 
Re: 3-Bodies:

Subject: 3 Bodies:

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Ole Swenson, Norwegian from Minnesota, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken...
 
Not really a joke

When I was a little kid, my grandparents owned a small motel. I used to get stuck in the basement with my aunt Katie who would be washing sheets in the wringer washer. She was a short, heavy set Italian woman with a crazy sense of humor. One of her favorite rhymes was:

Q.
What goes in dry...comes out wet...tickles your belly and makes you sweat?

A.
A washboard
 
Brains and Wrigley's

"If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough power to blow your nose."

"If they laid your brain on a razor's edge, it would look like a BB rolling down a four lane highway!"

What goes in hard and comes out soft?
Wrigley's gum!
 
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where the men see it all.

(to the tune of Bridge On the River Kwai)
Comet, it makes your breath stay clean
Comet, it tastes like gasoline
Comet, it makes you vomit
So buy some Comet, and vomit, today.

Where did the ship go when it was sick?

To the dock (doc)

(I heard that one on tv last night)
 
A little kid was asking his mom, "Mommy, why does it rain?"

The mom says, "That's because God's crying"

The kid says, "Why is he crying"

Mom: "Probably because of something you did."
 
Hunting With Dad

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said
"Stay here and be very QUIET, I'll be across the field."

A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back
to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my
eyes
and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn'tcough when I swallowed
the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But
when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and one of them said,
'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

Well...I guess I just panicked!
 
Re: Big and Little Airplanes:

A Mother and Son were walking towards the Terminal, waiting for the call to board the Plane.

The Son asks his Mother, "Mommy, do the Big Airplanes, make the Little Airplanes?"

The Mother thinks for a minute and see's a Pilot coming towards them. She tells her Son to ask the Pilot the same Question.

The Son asks the Pilot if their Big Airplanes make their Little Airplanes? The Pilot thought for a minute and replied:

No Son, our Big Airplanes can't make our Little Airplanes, because "PSA" always pulls out on time...
 
oh child, I DO crack myself up sometimes.

The French *ARACHIDE* is comparable to the Greek
*ARCHIDIA* DO NOT ASK YIAYIA WHAT THAT MEANS! *LOL*

In English (and probably in French) it's a funny play on words. In Greek there is no doubt as to what you are saying.

Bottom line. It's much funnier if you are a poly-glot.
Right Dave in PA?
 
Well-------here it goes-------

A man is in money troubles with his company and feels he had no where to turn to. He askes a minister what he should do. The minister tells this man what do to to find guidence. #1. Take a Bible w/ a lawn char in your trunk. #2--Drive to beach and sit there with the Bible in your lap--wait 15 minutes, open the Bible and where ever your eyes fall, count that as guidence. "Will you do that?" The minister asked? The man replied that he would.Time passes and the minister never hears from the man. One day a long Limosene pulls up and the man gets out looking very well apointed and walks over to the minster."What happened? What happened?" The minister asked." I took your advise" the man replied. " I took the lawn chair and went to to beach and put the Bible in my lap.After 15 mintes I opened the Bible and I looked down and I saw it, CHAPTER ELEVEN!!"
 
Re: Muppets:

Do you know why Miss Piggy uses Vinegar and Honey?

Kermit likes "Sweet & Sour" Pork...

Well, it was supposed to be told slightly different, but I wanted to try and keep it at least somewhat clean...
 

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