I have a response for HIM(meare suggestion)
Dear Mr. Whatevercrawledupyourasslasttuesday,
It is with little regret and some happiness that I inform you that I cannot help you with your restoration of the afore mentioned defunct and moribund machine you posess and begrudgingly wish to restore, but I do feel sorry for the machine.
Because of your expressed personal disdain of "message boards", I did post your original, and subsequent washing machine emails to me on this subject myself to the group you so choose to not involve yourself with that has years of experience with these issues, to garner a response for you.
Almost overwhelmingly, about 98%, came back with, and I have to paraphase and encapsulate for time and space "TELL HIM TO GO F**K HIMSELF!"
You can get some cyber therapy from Ms. Prickhards school of obidience
www.msprickhards.com but after that, you will be begging, not demanding my services.
I hope to see your picture on the wall of my local Post Office soon, and not as a stamp buying option, asshole!