What is your spouse's most annoying habit?

[peterh770]

Single here... Sister James Christine, SJC, taught us in 7th grade that there are 3 vocations: single, married and religious. And since my follow through on joning the Dominicans or the Trappists has fallen by the wayside, my religious vocation has evaporated. Therefore, I am vocationally single, and quite content, thank you very much. Besides, I have learned that the cute, hot, seemingly normal guys are all out of town, and the cuter, hotter and/or more normal they are, the further away they are (thank you, Mr. Internet). Second, I tend to attract the codependant ones when I really need someone who is independent yet loyal. And blonde. And built like a nordic linebacker. Until then, celebacy is just fine.

"Celebate? 'I'm celebate!' That's what they all say when they can't have it off. Fat and ugly with no chance at a poke, more like."
Name the character and show from which that quote is taken:
(note the grammar of that question, Toggle...)

 

[frontaloadotmy]

??

I can't remember the name of the blond poofs name in the show

 

[agiflow]

AB FAB?

 

[frontaloadotmy]

Oops

Maybe my non alpha characters mucked it up. I meant for
??"Are You being Served"?? to appear in the drift.

 

[agiflow]

Patsy ?

 

[Versatronic]

Versatronic Here

Being single and apparently one of the very few straight people here (and thank you for accepting me anyway) I've got the best of both worlds. My gal doesn't care for my place and has zilch interest in moving in with me. She's got her own fung schwaaay certified place and I don't like it. I keep tripping over the stream running through her living room. But she loves the place. So she's got her own digs and does her thing and I got my bachelor pad and I do my own thing and when the weekend comes I'm hornier than a three-peckered billy goat. And so is she. And we're ALWAYS happy to see one another.

You know, so we have our space and our alone time and our privacy and then we have our time together and then she goes away again. Works for her and it works for me. I can't believe I didn't think of this set-up before.

 

[toggleswitch]

Nothing beats two separate homes to ensure the longevity of a relationship.

and yes, you are way "IN" despite your "decadent lifetyle"..
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. An oil-fired dryer does wonders for one's popularity. Even if mythical.

But maybe you should post a pic to satisy some curiosities..
(ducks and runs)

 

[agiflow]

Just remember,...it's forward never straight! LOL!

 

[toggleswitch]

Perfect PH:

Syntax does not phase me.
My first language is inflective.

 

[Versatronic]

OK, OK

Just this once. But remember, I dig chicks, ok? I mean, if we have a wash-in at my place, I'll even supply the beer and aprons (I even have this little Fredricks Of Mayberry number I think you guys would like) but at the end of the eve, everybody goes home!

I'm the second from the right in the pic that I linked to.

Oh, wait a second, the aprons are those crazy-assed vacuum cleaner people. Never mind.

http://home.paonline.com/mikehoov/PHOTOS/Psycho_Delicate/Psycho%20%20Delicate%20Image%203.htm

 

[toggleswitch]

What a good sport!

Come to NYC and bring the GF.
Your boundaries are respected.

 

[jasonl]

Leave it to Toggle to post the 69th response to this thread.

 

[toggleswitch]

Oh Lawd please help me!

 

[agiflow]

Poor Toggle.....me thinks you have sewn to the wind and reaped the whirlwind! (who loves ya baby)

 

[Versatronic]

Versatronic Out (and way off topic anyway)

My GF was just trying to get me to sign up for a bus trip to NYC. Ridiculously cheap. I'll let you know if it's a go.

Have a good evening. I've got some work to do and I'm trying to score three more eBay items tonight so I have to monitor those. I made one score so far tonight. I know I won't win them all, but one can always hope. I scored a Panton Cone Chair last week. I'm sure KevinPreston and Estate Sale Gary and maybe PeteK would understand my glee in that score.

 

[petek]

So Mike,, what are those portfolio pictures for, was/is/were you part of a boy band, not the boys in the band. LOL

 

[retromom]

Oy vey!

Married 22 years...'nuf said

 

[Versatronic]

I'm leaving, really

I said I was leaving. Pete, you're going to make me miss a small appliance score! Actually, I just upped my snipe bid for the last time. It's in the Appliance God's hands now.

I was in an original band called Psycho Delicate. And those were the boys in the band, but we were NOT a boy band!!! I still get together with my guitar player and record when we have time, but we haven't played live in a couple of years.

 

[toggleswitch]

Venus said:

Oy vey!
Married 22 years...'nuf said

...and she got married at 15 y.o. *WOW* LOL.

OH NO SENORA, you ain't getting away that easy.
Spill it.
Tom will forgive.
Dit me la verdad. ahora!

 

[toggleswitch]

Are You Being Served?

Answer to:

"Celebate? 'I'm celebate!' That's what they all say when they can't have it off. Fat and ugly with no chance at a poke, more like."

Was it Mr. Hump-free? er..... sorry Humphreys.

Lawdy Lawd, the agitator in my mother's 1966 Maytag didn't used to swish that much.